That gif made me lol an unreasonable amount.

True story: my charming ex-husband was at the Air Force Academy before I met him and had an improper relationship with an underclassman (counts as sexual harassment because he was her direct superior) and when she broke up with him, he used his power over her to punish her, making her run more, things of that nature.…

OH HONEY NO. That's all I have here.

Gah! This video is filling me with rage!

That "nap of surprise" line is awesome.

Still have my daughter's, and she's 8.5. Totes normal. :)

nope, I'm saying, repeatedly, that it's been *my* experience that all men cheat. People who believe that it's very rare are, in all likelihood, believing what they want to believe. That's all.

I think it's possible y'all are more sheltered and delusional than you think you are. I've been on a bunch of different sides of this one...I promise you, more men cheat than you think.

I'm not saying women don't cheat. I'm saying that in my experience, I have never known a man who did not at some point in his life cheat, in some format. There *may* be men who do not, ever, in their entire lives, cheat on their wives in some way. But I have not encountered them.

Not sure where all this hatred for the mistress is coming from...it's not like it's YOUR husband that slept with her. My experience is that all men cheat, in some form. It's just...the way this is. If my husband had a longstanding mistress, I'd kind of be disappointed in him if he didn't treat her with respect and…

If only the powers that be at Jezebel gave out stars for good ideas...I'm not clever enough to get one for comments. :(

YAY! My fiance will object, because he thinks profanity laced shirts are inappropriate in public...but meh. WANT. :)

If you make one, let me and mrsckugs know, mmmkay? :)

Seconded. There should be a Jezebel store for just these occasions.

I'm not sure why you're sure that's not the case. I'd say that's a fairly good possibility. :P

Hyphenate if you like. I think I will if I have any more children. It's frustrating to me that sometimes my children refuse to believe they are as related to my family as they are to their dad's because the name is different. Granted, they're young but STILL. Hold your ground if it matters to you. Your kids, your…

I changed my name when I got married, and kept it when I was divorced so the kids and I would have the same name. Eventually I realized that the benefits of having matching names was outweighed by the downsides (among other things, he used our matching last names to convince Walgreens to change my contact info to…

Yeah, I'd feel better about it if I wasn't pretty sure that actually, they're worse off now. In that he's still hitting them, and now so is their stepmom. :(

I left my ex-husband for physically abusing our then 3 year old daughter, beating her repeatedly with a paint stick on her thighs and back (because she wouldn't feel it on her butt due to the padding the pull-up provided) and now that he's remarried, his new wife has introduced the family to her family's tradition of…

I read this and had to force myself not to scream "LYING ASSHOLES!" I mean....this is like...I don't even know. Balls of shit wrapped in disingenuous vomit. After ALL of what's gone down, they couldn't find one person who could write an apology without snarling? In the entire organization?