*gasp* I store my phone there on a regular basis. Need a new location, obvs.

Good God. You are my new role model. :)

So I'm the only one that stores ID and keys in my cleavage? Dang.

I just this fall got to have one. All other orgasms feel sad to me now. And tragically, my actual partner was not involved and cannot figure it out. :(

AND he teaches kids to swim?! Can someone pass a message to him that my stroke could use some work, too?

I WANT TO GO TO THERE!

When I left my last job, I had to explain to my replacement, repeatedly, what a "meeting conflict" was...because she apparently so no issue with scheduling multiple meetings at the same time. People are stupid. It's good to put space between yourself and stupid.

Can I hear the story about the peanut butter and fire? Please?

I'm getting married this year. I'm totally doing it on a cruise ship. All I need is a dress for me and my daughters. They'll do my hair/makeup at the spa there. The fiance can rent a tux there. All I have to do is buy some dresses and show up. I'm telling you...best decision I've made in a long time.

HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, I didn't even think of that but am adding it to my list, too. :)

I'm afraid because my first husband was an abusive asshole who hurt me and the children, excessively and repeatedly, and was able to outspend me in the divorce (even going so far as to sue CPS for finding him guilty of child abuse) and I don't want any legal tie to ANY other man, ever. Period. I know, first hand, that…

Very well deserved. :)

I was one of those moms for a few months. There are some crazy crazy men out there, a few that are probably dangerous to women in real life...but most men are very very simple and consistent. It wasn't a great gig, I left it because I wasn't making enough to justify staying at it when I got another job offer, but…

I just tried to add an attachment in the new gmail and my attach button was gone. :(

Episode 2, now. I've never seen it but it was recommended and it's on Netflix...so I'm watching the series. Pretty good. :)

Sports Night on Netflix with a margarita. :)

I was whining about getting old becoming less desirable to an older friend of mine and he said, "Honey, in *my* age group, you'd still qualify as a trophy wife." It's all a matter of perspective. :)

AWESOMELY PLAYED! :)

My heart is still a little broken that the chesire cat did not advance.... :(