Wait....where’s the major league equivalent exit velocity?

Why would you click on that? It’s Coldplay for god’s sake.

the whole thing

This is fucking terrible.

Brett Favre really let himself go.

That is one nice swing. Someone has done some work.

Not sure which of those third-rate metropolises you hail from, but if you can’t find a dictionary where you live in which to look up “tantrum,” I’d be happy to send you one from big, bad New York.

Wow. +1 foot long

it’s time to watch pre-teens do amazing baseball things while thinking, “Hmmmm, are we sure that kid is only 12?”

I’ll fight you.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

#fakenews anyway. Unless you’re on a college campus, there is nowhere in Pennsylvania where you’d be surrounded by both Eagles fans and Steelers fans. Western Pa. basically starts east of Lancaster.

Here’s my Rams story:

I just remember him horrifically breaking his leg. I’m going to go full on McGregor and ask Alou if it hurts on cold mornings, or is he too pissed to care/notice?

This is such shit. The Cubs can break their arms to pat themselves on the back once more, when in reality the only reason this gesture is happening — the only reason we know whom Steve Bartman is — is that Cubs fans have been complete fuckwads to him for thirteen-plus years now. They booed him. They chanted “asshole”…

*Your. (punches self in dick).

Inspired by the gesture, a Cubs fan sent Chris Christie a double order of nachos.

Bill Buckner never deserved this shit he got.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.