Um, EVERY ‘Hootie’ song is God Awful.

Trust me, Orlando tries to be Miami so much, and fails miserably. Most of the reason that I ran screaming from there.

Replace ‘Tampa’ with ‘Orlando’ and my situation is nearly identical! Yay for us!

Son of a bitch. I think I just peed a little from laughing! Also, love the ‘Butters.’

He was switched with current Pirates manager, Clint Hurdle. They show clips of that 1985 game sometimes during Pirates’ broadcasts as the game was against Pittsburgh. I am an idiot for knowing this AND for STILL being a Pirates’ fan...

And let’s not forget Jerry Meals.

A serious question here, but do Bengal fans seriously consider the Steelers as their biggest rival? Because most people in Pittsburgh consider the Bengals as their ‘third’ rival behind Baltimore and Cleveland. Just wondering...

Me after reading headline only - “If Gronk is involved, yes. If not, no fucking way.”

+2 inches!

Thank God. I thought that I was the only one that hated this fucking band...

The responses here may be some of the best kinja I’ve ever seen on this site! I’m STILL laughing! +1 beating heart after 18 days!

+1 foul pole!

This may be the first time in history that the phrase “I’m a big Rays’ fan” has been uttered.

I can assure you that NOWHERE in WV is ‘suburban’ Pittsburgh... The only people that think that are from West Virginia...

I only got 23 seconds in before I had to break my iPad...

Minor League double-headers are 7 innings.

In a quick nutshell; Charlie Blackmon’s mullet has to be up there, hide an emergency bag of jerky in the car, pizza and pubes are their own thing, and once a kid can talk, no brewery for them. Hosing you ass off in the shower is ok, LeBron leaving Cleveland again would be hilarious, sea salt on Reese’s Pieces might be…

As a ‘yinzer’ (fuck my life by the way), I can tell you that not only do I NOT say “Ree-see’s pee-sees,” none of my Steelers’ or Penguins’ championship shirts say ‘SIXburgh.’ But, I hate most Yinzers but love the Pirates. Again, fuck my life...

Finally someone got it right!

Trust me, the Pirates aren’t going to do anything other than deal McCutchen, Harrison, Cole and Watson at the deadline. We’ll get some magic beans and Bobby Hill, once again, in return. And, once again, fuck our cheap-ass, hillbilly owner...