Oh, my father used to bag on my long-ass eighties metal hair all the fucking time. And so did all of his drunken asshole lodge-brother pals, too. “Jesus Christ, what’s with yer kid’s fuggin hair dere, he one-a dem dere faggots?” and etc. I got the last laugh though, because every single one of those obnoxious jerks…

My biological mother was forced into a nunnery when she got pregnant with me way back in the sixties. They marched the preggos around and humilated them routinely, treating them like convicts. Then, two days after giving birth, they kicked her to the curb. No support, no counseling, no nothing. They’re all stupid,…

Kong is just as nauseating as the rest of them, a loud obnoxious asswipe with way too much free time and way too much clown paint on her average-at-best face. I’d OD on blow and whores too if I had to spend any time listening to her vapid idiocy, it must be torture.

Kris Jenner looks exactly like one of those super-bitchy realtors you see on billboards and refrigerator magnets. Every time I see her face I understand why Bruce renounced his manhood. She’s boner repellent.

Yay! No one ever points this out. Take Kim, for example. She’s invested countless hours, lots of pain and tons of money into revamping her body to conform to what a small segment of society considers “hot” (giant lips, humongous freak ass). How does this “empower” her? Or take this Kylie one, she’s nothing more than…

It may be “heartbreaking” for those weirdos, but it’s hilarious to the rest of us. Everyone likes seeing hypocrites exposed for what they are, especially when they’re hateful jerks who espouse “values” then end up balls-deep in hookers.