Not mine, god bless her.

Once again, Mariah is living the dream. God bless her.

This. Everyone needs a hobby. If I had her money and her body, that would probably be mine. Alas, I have neither, so my hobbies are currently wearing a lot of glittery eyeshadow and trying to figure out highlighter.

Let Mariah and her boobs run free like the elusive chanteuse unicorn she is. #Blessed.

Counter point: Mariah never put them away. You rock. Please keep being extra.

I loathe that facial expression.

I finally have something in common with the Kardashian sisters. I too, am Over It.

I think ariana is getting a good edit, there’s no way you date a douche like Sandoval and you are absolutely sane.

Interesting take. I, for one, was pleased by the much needed drama-infusion that Stassi gave this episode. I think that she needs an outlet for many of her strong emotions but her wit and calculated nature has been somewhat degraded since we last saw her in peak form (maybe due to heartbreak from bf? she talks about…

Gahhhh I felt horrible for Scheana too! And I never thought that possible. Also, knowing the impending doom of her marriage was upon her while throwing this surprise party for her husband (who looked less than enthusiastic to be at his own party BTW) - made me feel SO BAD.

That text to Scheana is not a bad edit. Saying her fiance’s dick doesn’t work is not a bad edit. That’s real shit that she said.

*snicker*

It certainly broke me, Tupinquium. I still hate Geri a little bit for leaving before the North American tour.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

I’m surprised the jury didn’t need seven slow-motion videos from all around the church, three-hundred eye witnesses, and confirmation from Jesus Christ himself to get a conviction.

This woman is my spirit animal. I want to travel around with her and traumatize children with the real unvarnished Grimn Fairy Tales.

Whenever I read the name Shelley Miscavige, I imagine her looking like Shelley Duvall.

They were on different seasons; Rachel in San Francisco and Sean in Boston. I remember a Jason from Boston. I liked him! The cast split into two cliques and he was on the good side.

I came here to say that ‘Jason’ from that season with Sean and Rachel, is my neighbor and he is a really chill dude. Gotta ask him his opinion on these fools.

I just feel actively bad all the time