I have this purse hook:

“purse on the floor, money out the door”

Good person <3

Fuck, that’s dark.

I’ve read all the reasons why people can legit forget their kids are in the car. Still don’t get it. I moved halfway across the country this summer and blasted across three states with hardly any stops (except overnight in a pet-friendly motel) because my two cats were with me. If I had to stop to rest/eat, I did it…

What the fuck are you talking about? I’m BLACK WOMAN, and I am talking about BLACK WOMEN.

what... what is the doubt about? Manslaughter seems like a no-brainer, at the very least.

Fuck him.

Be afraid for the women, too, because we are also frequently victimized.

God fucking dammit. Shoot us in the back, on camera, with evidence of an attempt at a lie about what was happening when the shooting took place. It’s open season, apparently. Cops have that right now. It’s established. Fuck.

Then you two would probably have gotten along great.

I had a black Southern lady boss who used to yell me at for leaving my purse on the floor.

Also, the interview outfit that was two sizes two small and popped open every time she took a breath? OOPSY DAISY MY BOOBIES! AREN’T THEY JUST A COUPLA ADORABLE LITTLE DICKENSES? OOPSY THERE THEY GO AGAIN!

I’m not sure how much more of Brittany’s “Jax did a bad thing, but I’m going to let it go because it was just for the show anyway he knows he did something bad” I can take. Ain’t nobody that big of a rube.

I used to call Katie “Stassi Friend #2". I call that sad brunette who they only hang out with when everyone is mad at each other “Stassi Friend #3" and apparently she does not have the ability to be promoted.

Even my devious little heart was impressed to all hell! I get actually giddy showing it to people

That episode/plotpoint was amazing. Especially the fact that you-know-who had the foresight to tell Jax in advance to just always assume a text from her might actually be a text from Stassi pretending to be her. Like, they knew that kind of thing would eventually happen and prepared for the moment. Mind blowing.

Did you see the episode over the summer with English kids watching teevee shows? So good. Would watch every week.

The whole scene of the three of them ganging up on scheana saying she can’t talk to anyone Katie doesn’t approve of made my skin crawl. They’re so high school mean girl.

Oh she’ll be back. With a vengeance.