Jacqueline has been villainous on the low down for seasons. Worse than Danielle!

Jacqueline is a crazy ass bitch in need of a straight jacket and the mask they used on Hannibal Lecter. I don’t care if Siggy and Dolores are new and boring, I’ll take a million more Siggys and Doloreses if I didn’t have to see Crazy Jax’s face again.

The baby will just be crying for those ten minutes, nonstop. A baby’s needs and its wants are the same thing. Crying is their only form of communication, and they don’t understand waiting because they don’t understand time. So the baby won't starve, but you can't explain that to him, because he's a baby.

As a never-to-be mom, I really have no horse in this race. I do think the store was completely in the wrong here. That said, I do have a big Liz Lemon eye roll for any mothers that talk about how their kids “can’t wait” (They can. They may not like it, but they can.) to eat and they refuse to let their poor babies…

I’d rather see a woman nursing (including possible seeing OMGSH! her nipple!) than hear a crying baby. Why is this STILL going on?

I love potluck parties - happy birthday!

Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. I always offer to bring something to functions because it’s polite. If it’s a big get together, like more than 30 people, I think it’s not very fair to ask guests to bring food for that many. Idk I mean if someone invites me over and is giving me some kind of food or booze i feel like…

This is awkward. My birthday is next Saturday and I’m hosting a potluck dinner.

I’m getting more strawberry-blonde, less copper, as I get older. This is why I say: ginger is a construct.

There is some redhead drama/classism nonsense. My hair was bright coppery red and really curly as a really young kid (I loved that colour!) and then it went stick straight and white blonde (Village of the Damned sort of thing) for a few years (no idea why, my sister’s hair did the same) and now mine is technically…

I love women with red hair, both natural and otherwise (but not dyed circus clown red). It’s more about attitude than anything else. When a red haired women walks in, it lights up the room. You can feel the electricity. Look around next time you enter a space. Everyone will be looking back.

I have red hair and I’m starting to go white. Thanks, 40s.

YES. I went to the same high school with a couple redheads WHO I NEVER MET. Everyone always asks me if I know “Patrick”. You know “the other redhead guy?” No. No I do not. I never met Patrick. I have no idea who he is. But every time I meet someone from high school they ask me if I know him.

I have both and you can't make me hate myself.

What your father knows is your wife is banging a ginger. Sorry to be the one to break it to you, Dante.

I think hair is pretty good. Red hair is nice, and other colors are good, too. Curly hair is cool, and straight is also cool, and the degrees in between are cool, too. If you don’t have any hair, that’s no problem. No hair is sort of like a specific type of hair, and that’s great. Good job, everyone, you look…

Carpet.

Which of you is Pete, and which is Pete?

My wife is a natural blonde but has been dying her hair red for about 5 years. Shortly after our daughter was born my father asked her if she thought our daughter would have red hair too. My father had known my wife for about 9 years at this point, at least 7 of those as a blonde. She’s a blonde in our wedding…

NOOO! I still haven’t got over Buffy being a Republican!