I just feel bad for the athletes, especially the folks in sports like track and field where this is their best and only chance of making a national impression and snagging that Wheaties box front. This is like watching veal get made.

But....superhuman orgy!

Anybody else planning to boycott coverage of this fiasco?

Never in my life have I been so happy that I am not an Olympic athlete.

Unrelated: I’m gonna start hiding Ghostface in the background of pics just to troll ToddlerNom years from now.

The tight pants parade was too much for me last night...especially Jordan’s too-tight-and-too-short pants. The worst.

Obviously. I mean, two hetero men would never stand shirtless side by side...

I've gotten one jury duty notice but I was on the reserve list and never even got called in. Meanwhile, my husband gets those letters at least once a year. It's not fair! I want to participate in the system!

You’re not the only one

Definitely got a “three aliens standing on each others’ shoulders to operate the Human Suit” vibe going.

He also appears to be wearing a jacket with no shirt underneath?

I don’t watch this franchise, so I somehow never really saw this guy before. He looks lab-created.

Luke is sooo boring and creepy with his immobile face. He would be a terrible bachelor.

Yes, Derek! He is so super cute. I thought Wells would be the Bachelor until last night with Luke.

Derek! The Jim likeness was uncanny. I was #TeamWells until he got eliminated even though there was a 0% chance of him winning.

Dude (can’t remember his name) that looked like Jim from The Office was my favorite. Most of the guys this season have been total duds in the personality department.

Just wrote the same thing. She’s a kid. Leave her alone. This is a total bullshit thing to do to a kid who doesn’t have a choice as to whether she’s on TV or not.

Yeah, this is weird to me.

Sorry in advance for being that guy. I understand this column comes from a place of love and that this child’s parents have been pimping her to the reality tv gods for years.

This is my fav new feature whee!