This is an underrated comment.

Yeah, the hypocrisy is astounding.

As a home owner and competent DIY weekend warrior, I have quite a few tools that I use for repairs and projects. I learned a long time ago you can be frugal on the type of power tools you buy, but DON’T be frugal when it comes to the blades & bits: a cheap tool + a good bit/blade will work 95% of the time.  

It’s hard to feel good about yourself when the guy who you belong to could care less you are sitting beside him while he lusts after other women. Then he expects my panties to hit the floor when we are finally alone together? Go fuck yourself dude, literally, because I don’t want to.

She claims that she’s never said a curse word in “real life.”

She ran for Judge and is an attorney, meaning she could probably call someone and be like, hey see if this white man has been evading his taxes or doing other shady shit. And if so we runnin up on a ho. And yet you still persist in pissing this person off.

Also, hair stylists don’t learn all the same basic rules FOR ALL HAIR TYPES, so minority women, specifically black women, ASK FIRST if they have anyone who knows how to do black hair. Most black women will know by the age of 15 where we should go to get that good good, but if you’re in another town for some reason and…

Sure! He was in my city for a comic-con, and I was working the event. I was assigned to stand by him-take photos for people with their phones, keep the line moving, etc. We struck up a flirtation and I was placed at his table all 3 days (I learned later on he’d requested I stay with him for the duration of the con).…

OMG seriously. Whether through death or dumping, that relationship would NOT have survived if it were me. Also: LW, GET SOME FRIENDS and GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM. Seriously, go hang out with some lady friends! Or, go to the library alone! Or the park! Or ANYWHERE that is not your room. Just, like, somewhere your husband…

“basically says he’s a horrible husband and yada yada”

This stands out to me. It’s really manipulative, and does exactly what he wants it to, make the conversation go no where. “Oh, I’m a bad person” is deliberate used to make you try to reassure him and feel bad for ‘causing’ him to feel that way.

If he’s going to play…

I loved this show so much. One of the few shows that gets me laughing out loud. That episode where Chloe sets June up with her dad had me rolling off my couch. I still rewatch from time to time. So sad it the show got cancelled.

James Van Der Beek playing himself in that show is downright amazing. I found him annoying in all of his previous roles, but he redeemed himself forever with his role in Don’t Trust The Bitch in Apartment 23. Comic genius.  

“Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare” - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

So much this! I’m in a relatively new relationship but never got to online date so I LOVE hearing my coworkers stories about Match and Bumble. It is fun to talk about!

As a person who is in a relationship but has no kids, I really prefer talking to my single friends than my friends who are married parents, because almost every conversation with the latter somehow circles back to complaining about their kids or spouses. If you hate your husband and kids so much, why did you get…

To add to that: don’t just assume your SO is always welcome. They’re friends with YOU.

If you are coupled, don’t be a dick to your single friends. Try hard to make sure you still see them and hang out. That said, I remember when I was single and then became coupled or vice versa, I would realize the entire basis of a friendship could be that we were both single and literally had nothing else in common…

I know so many people having this exact same issue. They’re worried about going out in public alone cause they think they’ll look like a loser or a weirdo. It seems more loserly to me that you have to be attached to someone all the damn time. Go to the freaking movies!!! Go out to eat!! Have drinks at the bar!!! LIVE…

HAHAHAHA this is exactly what I was thinking of!!

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