At least Tom and Jerry and the other cartoon like it these days give that warning beforehand which I think is really how it should be done instead of hiding it away like Disney does.

There we go! Perfect joke; mission accomplished. On to the next subject, dear Kinja friends!

Seriously, I was just thinking about which dog happened upon this contraband. He must have been thrilled. “I’m a good boy!!!!!”

Smear a little peanut butter over the opening to slow the dogs down a bit, too.

This is basically how the appeal works:*

Apparently they are glued into your ears with melted ear wax.

Hypothetical:

Based on people’s reactions to celebrities who re-home a pet (i.e. Pratt, Dunham, Markle) I suspect there will be a lot of comments unhappy with that advice to LW3, but it’s right and good. That family deserves better than to live with animals that attack them, and those cats deserve to have a home where they don’t…

I don’t know. I think she’s totally transparent and it’s a bit of a stretch to find something by which to be offended unless you really, really want to be upset about consenting adults giving permission for these procedures to be posted on the internet. Also, I’d argue that the amount of videos she posts pushes back…

Well, I decided to install Oreo yesterday on my OnePlus 3 and now I’m experiencing exactly why this update was delayed despite all the outcry from techblogs: it broke some apps for me, and seems the phone is less stable than it was with Nougat. I’m particularly seeing some severe delays in system wide functions like…

It is ridiculous. I’ve heard some people using the “she’s really old!” excuse. Fuck that, Angela, all that means is you’re old enough to know better and have some fucking compassion.

Well, I guess you haven’t managed to verse your “short temper” in the law, because there are a myriad of things that constitute assault that don’t involve hitting.

Attractive or not...don’t go around assaulting people. Also if you’re a gun person...simple assault will get them taken.

It seems odd to me that the Big Sean bit is such an emphasis as well. This is pretty serious, not the subject matter of a Twitter feud between exes.

When I create my profile, I might as well get rid of the riffraff from the beginning so I will make clear that I do like pizza with pinneaple, and chile in my chocolate.

plus, your name is everything.

To quote Terry Crews, “no one gets a pass”. These are grown ass men that know the shit that they’re pulling is wrong. I’m not going to play the “whose molestation is worst” game. Act like a damn adult, or expect to be cancelled.

Right? Where the fuck are all of the safety pin wearing allies from last November? As per usual, a black woman has to do the hard work.