“Soon after my wife and I were married, 4 years ago, I had sex with a woman at a club in Panama where I had a work assignment for a month. I promptly forgot all about it until I started the Sex Addicts Anonymous program last year.”

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

I secretly thought Mr. Kratz drew the dicks as like a wanna-be cool, edgy teacher prank for a few episodes.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BALL HAIRS???

Real talk. Ming Zhang drew the dicks.

He had motive, means, opportunity and no alibi.

Yes, she really needs to turn 28 soon.

I’ve never actively rooted for a breakup, but yeaaaaahhh....this relationship can suck it.

or making cheese dip. or popcorn. definitely popcorn.

First, let’s try to remember here that Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is, straight up, a sitcom. Particularly, one that deals heavily in feminism.

I chose to take it as condescending to the idea that when women do this they actually mean all men. Basically poking fun at the whole #notallmen crap. Basically, I’m pretty sure that they were just trolling MRA’s and I kind of want to see this cross posted Jalopnik for the offense it would cause over there.

I watched the show live last Friday. For most of the episode, I was smiling along, thinking, “Okay, yeah, maybe not as good as S1, but still pretty good.” And then as soon as the song ended with “Your sons are gonna be rapists!”, I did a spit-take and howled with laughter.

My take is that they’re making fun of reductive, black & white, binary thinking– which, incidentally, is the strategy commonly used by conservatives.

It’s a tool and a pretty handy one. I don’t know why people would brag about not having one or not knowing how to use one. Gee, I don’t have a dough hook, don’t you think I’m special? I just think hand-kneaded dough is superior and think you’re beneath me for mixing with a hook.

Also quick water for tea when one is lacking a kettle.

Competitive pole dancers are some of the most impressive athletes out there. Not only do you need a strong upper and lower body, but you also need to perform intricate moves in such a way that it appears easy. Perhaps you are thinking of strippers in a club, but I encourage you to watch actual competitions.

In the quick succession of shots at the end..

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Don’t assume a person who is child free, even if it’s very vocally by choice, can’t take care of a child or doesn’t like kids. Random kids aren’t my favorite, I don’t want to hold some rando’s baby that they’ve brought into the office. But I’m happy to be involved with the children of close friends as well as nephews…

I’m mad that I always have to be the one to call and check in on my friends who are parents. They’re always happy to chat but can’t actually pick up the phone because they’re so tired and busy and you have no idea how much work this is and I know you’re getting your doctorate/taking care of elderly relatives/have a…