Them? Who?

Hopefully immediately.

A-list only in this dining room, please.

LOLing at the idea of those kids ever not having supervision. C’mon. They are so loved by their parents, and when mom and dad are working on their art those babies have fantastic nannies, caregivers and tutors to support, nurture and watch them.

I want to hear Beyonce’s private thoughts on Kim K. Maybe she’ll have me over now that she has the proper living room set-up for shit-talking.

Man... I know which neighborhood I’m going to for Halloween trick-or-treating.

OMG you should have put a trigger warning on that.

I find Janet so forking adorable. Such a great cast!

You realize your skin at age 80 is going to be awful looking anyways? Who cares at that point in life if you have a 60 year old tattoo.

Ugh, Ellen, NO. When someone tells you they are afraid of something, it is cruel to subject them to it because YOU think it would be funny.

I’ve been rewatching Friends (for no good reason) and asked my husband what life would be like if two of our friends lived next door, and his sibling and another of our friends just hung out at our place all the time. I love my friends and family, but that is Too Much. I mean, in Friends, they are even over at Rachel…

I don’t understand people like this, the ones who think that they’re above pop culture. You don’t have to be a fan of Beyonce’s music, but surely you know she exists and have heard Single Ladies in passing. I promise you won’t lose your punk rocker street cred if you admit you are passingly familiar with Beyonce and…

Well – that’s in part because they have a disturbing tendency to think “the point” is something else (e.g., money, attention, acclaim) … and an equally disturbing tendency to try desperately to make the point something else, anything else, even when a series or film or whatever other piece of meaningful…

Also, courtesy flush. There’s no reason to let your poop linger in the bowl, stinking up the joint. Flush as soon as you poo, people!

Nice reference. :)

Not sure why this is news? Nuns have been badasses since time immemorial.

BUT CAN HE EAT STEAK AGAIN?!

UGH. As a city parent, I cannot overstate the importance of corner stores to healthy communities. Corner stores (we don’t really call them bodegas and the owners are usually Palestinian) serve as the grandmas for the neighborhood. The corner stores keep an eye out, and they sweep the sidewalk, and they lend you a…

Say, as both movie have BDSM theme in it, is this better or worse than Secretary?