I still maintain that the high school gym program they had as an alternative for female students was much more useful to me as an adult than any standard gym class. Every class started or ended with a mile long walk around the neighborhood, we learned different recreational exercises every two weeks (no to team…

Counterpoint: I need to mute all y’alls raggety emails when I get messages every 5 seconds that say:

I swear team no pineapple on pizza must be made up of a lot of people from non tropical climates. I’m making a Vietnamese soup this week that's one of my comfort foods, and the base is literally pineapple, beansprouts, and tomatoes. And my favorite Mexican street food burger joint has a burger with a big ring of…

They are, neither seem to see their immense privilege.

The one time I felt really gross when out with a group of otherwise lovely friends was when the wife’s six figure contract job had recently ended, and while driving somewhere around town we saw a “Now Hiring” sign on an Arby’s and her husband joked, “Hey, there’s a job for you.”

Yuuup! Every time someone schedules something big for Friday night I’m like, “Bitch, didn’t you have to get up early this morning too? I know you got a job.” Let me catch up on sleep and then we’ll party.

Key and Peele, that's an all time best. And of course any time Chili Klaus is on. The non Last Dab Hot Ones sauces are legit delicious. 

I live a block off Grand, believe me I know. In fact, in high school but I’m pretty sure one of my friends lost her virginity to a dude because he had the decency to take her to Cafe Latte for breakfast.

The Twin Cities is the intensely foodie food scene that nobody outside of MN really knows about until they show up. If you love fried chicken, both cities have Revival. And the food hall trend is expanding, St Paul’s West 7th is getting Keg & Case soon (www.kegandcase.com), Minneapolis has Midtown Global Market ( https…

Counterpoint: their cookies are bomb.

I thought this was gonna be more about that Instagram lady with the poisonous cook book who sounds straight outta House Hunters International.

In honor of her, I think it's only fair for us to don our most fabulous hats in tribute tonight.

She had one of those amazing magical voices that could inspire the most tone deaf person to try to sing along. 

This is the perfect ending to a story about a woman completely uninterested in a creepy dude.

A variation of this goes for babies and kids. If you can’t get a sitter for them, that’s fine, just let me know in advance. But it is really difficult being the non-parent friend and try to maintain that friendship, when I expect to have a conversation with someone who is distracted the whole time, or we need to pick…

Correction from Constance Wu herself:

I think the best thing would be to marathon episodes of Nailed It and then try your own hand at cake decorating.

Roadside kit, an ice scraper, cleaning wipes, and a waterproof nylon trash can. Except for now because we just moved, and my girlfriend will not get her goddamn trash and donation items out of my car.

I gave up on FB years ago and I don’t miss it one bit. I have Twitter and Instagram, but neither connected to my name, primary email address, or my personal life in any way, shape, or form. They’re simply news tickers and digital art books.

I think you have just proven to me why you should list hobbies because now I do want to know what shows you have strong opinions on!