It’s practically tradition ;)

I think a lot of people need to be reminded regularly that you are not a bad person for choosing not to be treated poorly. I need to cross stitch that and hang it prominently, myself.

I don’t respect her for how she treated me at all. It’s more of a general, “you had your struggles too, whether you acknowledge that you took them out on me or not” kind of arm’s length respect.

I usually just take a moment to reflect and acknowledge that estrangement is the right and healthy thing to do for the both of us. I will always love and respect my mother, but that relationship is toxic at best. And instead of being pressured into reconnecting because society tells us it’s the right thing to do, I…

Who are these fancy fucks using sharp knives on their avocados? Just use a butter knife, pit it with a spoon if you want them all pretty. But if you’re gonna smush it anyway, just flip it over and smush it out of the peel.

I’m a nobody and my job is nowhere near as high pressure, but at peak times I’ve definitely had meltdowns that resulted in some terrible comfort food and other unwise choices. I can’t imagine adding travel, lack of sleep, and thousands of people demanding your time and attention to the pressure of regular work.…

Don’t bother with fast forwarding, the more Wanda in your life the better.

This was just research for his next cover, “Withdraw From My Vault: The Wells Fargo Story”

Side note:

Your argument only works in a vacuum where the burden isn’t mostly on the impregnated woman, like it is in real life. The male half of the accidental pregnancy can claim denial that it’s theirs, bounce, and start all over. The desire for sex without consequences should go both ways, but humans aren’t designed that…

Remember how the entertainment press made a sort of collective decision to no longer cover Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt because the thirst was so real with them? Can’t we start doing that to this guy?

Since this is a hair post, can we talk about color changing hair dye? Guy Tang is so obnoxious, but he’s so good at hair. Basically, shut up and take my money!

Example: every celebrity restaurant ever.

Tori probably never really changed her habits from growing up with Aaron Spelling money. I have a hard time believing people who grew up that wealthy have much concept of fiscal responsibility unless they go through something that teaches them the hard way.

But for real, how was the ball pit?

You gotta take it to the next level now: start sobbing, like really hard ugly crying, and never giving a reason for why you’re crying.

This isn’t gonna clean the Cheeto dust off the pages and crunched into the spine of some books.

Whitopia prison! I need to categorize my most useless phone apps that.

I’m saving that as my bedtime reading tonight, and after Luvvie’s amazing tea about Rachel’s time as a professor I am so excited to read it.

All this does is make me miss having lash extensions. I know it’s stupid and expensive to glue doll hairs to your eyes, but man they were pretty.