Doesn’t matter, Trumpkins will keep digging in their heels until he literally does shoot them on 5th Ave.

His side by side comparisons to African dictators are always really good!

We really need one last reassuring talk from President Dad.

Clearly, he was expressing his economic anxiety to a heartland policymaker who would hear him. /s

What I’m getting from this is, “We’ll allow a couple of you to go to the press and say you disagree with some things, just so it looks like we have actual discourse.”

Yeah, his actual execution doesn’t follow any of what he says he intended.

So his intentions were:

People who commit horrific crimes like murder often don’t realize how many people in their lives this affects. I’m sorry this has been unavoidable for you.

I remember when the story first broke (and before all of the horrific stuff to follow), there was a commenter who said they used to work with him and how he always talked about how much he loved his little boy. That comment is something I thought about every time there was a news update about this.

Ugh. Time to move on to petitioning other NY institutions to get under his skin.

I am patiently waiting for Anna Wintour to ban both Melania and Ivanka from being on the covers of Vogue, just to watch Trump lose his shit.

Oh man, you need to listen to this TAL about warring Santas:

HE HAS BEEN REFUSING DAILY INTELLIGENCE BRIEFINGS AND NEVER TELLS ANYBODY ABOUT THESE CALLS BEFOREHAND!

Yeah, this is not going to work.

I also went to a women’s college, and part of my reasoning for it was because I wanted to focus on education rather than the “college experience”. I felt safer overall, and it was much more enjoyable to speak up in class. Just a few days ago I learned that the coed sister-school that held a lot of the parties students…

This is an overall Hollywood problem. Why spend so much money on name recognition when supporting creative unknowns proves to be a great launching pad for a new (and much more diverse!) slew of celebrities?

You think he’d be all about adorning himself with a shiny gold tie tack.

You know the execs at Carrier saw that tweet and then cornered him into taking their deal on their terms (less than 50% of jobs, possible pay cuts), or look like a big fool after boasting on the internet, giving the press more opportunities to point out his incompetence.

He also proved what a shit negotiator and businessman he really is by announcing on Twitter a week prior that he was going to try to keep Carrier in Indiana, thus giving them all sorts of leverage.

I wonder what the chemical makeup is that some people are picking up and others aren’t. This is that dang dress all over again!