Two words: Teacher Bae

Xzibit really doesn’t know when to stop, does he?

He is totally Tyler Durden.

About 5 years later, she was married to her high school boyfriend and had a 3 year old.

Sad anecdote time: I had my own room for quite a while as a kid, but my room was pretty sad and undecorated and was basically just a room with a bed and a TV in it. My sister’s room, on the other hand, was cozy with nice bedding and full of posters because she was a teenager 8 years older than me. Every night, I’d…

Just here to say their post debate call to Hannity was the best. And Jon Lovett is my favorite scamp.

I mean the real truth of it is I’m terrible at taking off mascara and I’m lazy.

Am I allowed in the club even though I have doll hairs glued to my eyelashes or is that automatic disqualification?

My savings tip: move your savings account into a different bank account (one with a nice APR), and then get locked out of your account by forgetting the password. Kept me from making any unnecessary transfers for a little while, at least until I actually really needed to look at it and call customer service to get it…

I give a pass on the lingerie shopping thing because her house was a crime scene and she probably needed clothes. And I think the salespeople may have been exaggerating about them joking about the hot sex they would be having, it puts them more in the story.

I was so thrown by that call that something in me tried filling in the blanks and assuming Amanda hadn’t even mentioned the murder to her yet. But her dismissive, “AWWWW, HONEY!” at being interrogated by the cops just blows my mind.

Well and there’s a huge difference between bodyguard and executive protection. One requires significantly more forethought than the other.

I’m seriously just waiting to see if any of the exec protection people I know go off on this guy.

Amazon Prime, I binged the entire series.

THIS NEWS HAS MADE MY MORNING!!!

If it wasn’t so dangerously influential, I’d love to watch an undecided voter celeb town hall with the candidates where they asked questions.

I once knew a cosmetic dentist that bought up the two houses on either side of him in a quiet, middle class neighborhood so that he could build weatherproof tunnels and turn them into guest houses.

I have the “A Woman’s Place Is In The White House” tank. Now that it’s soft from a few washes, it’s my favorite shirt to be pantsless around the house in.

I’ll give him a chance when he stops waving both hands and yelling, “Hi honey! I’m here to pick you up from school!” in front of my crush.