Because everyone knows these generously buttered noodles, sprinkled with just a quarter cup of parsley for color and freshness, are the perfect blank canvas for practically any stew or braise.
So you know the 10 year challenge thing that’s going around where people are posting pictures of themselves a decade ago and now? I can’t seem to do it because none of my pictures before 2016 are time stamped and (humble brag?) I honestly couldn’t tell the difference between a picture of me at 23 or at 33. Context…
If you were granted an extra 2-4 hours a day, how would you spend that time?
Didn’t even cover the sheet or put down a silicone mat. I bet I’m gonna find out this was the dude I once went out with who told me he only at the same 15 foods all the time.
It’s the weekend! What’s on your to-do menu?
Has anyone ever successfully used it to draw attention with positive results? Because the only thing I can get it to draw attention to is when I’m carrying too many things in my hands and look like an idiot while trying to open my car door.
Here I am, folding my laundry, when I realized, “Fuck, she does have a good point about the correct way to stack clothes in a dresser. I thought it was stupid but now I see the error of my ways.”
This weird nebulous time of year is almost over! What’s on your pre-new year vagenda?
I’m getting my boob checked, my lump has a little pink sticker on it. Here’s your reminder to check your boobies regularly!
I hope she does these cards forever, regardless of her marital or family status.
I’m between shoots, my costar is staring at me.
Hoooo boy, this advice letter.
Remember kids, don’t steal!
I let out several angry sighs while reading this and now I want to burn shit down.
I sent Little Dude to the dog grandparents since it was housekeeper day. When my girlfriend picked him up, her mom insisted on putting his sweater back on even though GC said it was fine and she didn’t need to.
Pretty sure I sing this song daily. IT DOESN'T WORK!
I don't like scrolling through images and headlines with no indication of content. It's like an endless scroll through Taboola ads.
So I’m working on an out of the box project at work where we’re revamping our training materials, and I have been named finger puppet mistress!
Please join me in bidding farewell to my summer unicorn mane.