*You should still probably go to the dentist.

“Supreme Court rules that federal law protects gay and transgender workers from discrimination” https://twitter.com/i…

Just a quick update: we are fine, my family is fine. We’re sad and mentally processing as is everyone else here.…

I’m getting fatigued from being AWARE all the time, so let’s talk about other things. For instance, I’m super into…

Fuck it, we’re in a pandemic and I’m going rogue.

Hello from quarantine day 12! The finish line is SOOOOO CLOSE, but then we walk right into a Shelter in Place order…

It’s so beautiful, and he keeps updating on his own reddit page. And omg my heart is going to explode!

I need to know this. If you’re living with another person or a pet, who in your house will lose their shit first…

A formal wear shop that specializes in men’s tuxedos just spam called me because I’m sure I’m on some bridal mailing…

Everything sucks, let’s talk about our houseplants.

Introducing bed sheets: FOR MEN

I’m prepping for the party I had to postpone this week, and me being me, I want to feed my guests well.

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Hey y’all, checking in. How’s it going?

So for this Thanksgiving, we had no concrete plans. Usually we’d do something with my wife’s family friends or at…

I think I’ve done too much to my body this week. Please come and complain with me!

My building manager and I chat all the time, and I’m generally friendly with most people I see in the halls at work…

Wonder what that means. 

Thanks for staying on top of it, Dastardly Mime!

This post has haunted me since yesterday.