Today's dumbest thing on the internet
I’m sorry I’ve decided to date people who don’t want to strip my rights, and how that makes your boner sad, Jerrod.
Coffee. Butter.
I made it, and life will never be the same!
Fur Face Friday!
We’re halfway through September, can we please stop with the summer heat and get to hoodie weather already? This humidity is making it very hard to snuggle my fur face, he’s splayed out on the carpet.
Let's Play Disruptors
So yesterday I posted my complaint about the Untuckit guy, who seems to think he reinvented the wheel by making a slightly shorter shirt. Plus we’ve had to put up with other news about douchebag disruptors like Juicero and Bodega. So here’s your chance, take something really obvious and dumb that doesn’t need changing…
Ads You Hate
I wish I had the shameless confidence of the Untuckit guy. I swear, the ads for his shirt company are like the essence of white male mediocrity personified.
Here's Ted Cruz (or his staffers) being a creep
Omg my eyes!!
In Case of Fire
Welp, now I know what things I will grab in the case of fire. Pants, dog, purse (thankfully still full of my overnight stuff), and my phone.
Mandatory Abuse Training for Hairstylists
So yesterday I was scrolling through Instagram and I saw this. I’m pretty dismayed after reading all of the comments from stylists who commented they’d be against a mandatory training.
Hurricane check in
Hey, Southern US GTers, are you and your loved ones holding up alright? I just want to do a quick check in and make sure you’re all doing ok.
Your favorite exchanges lately
Tell me about some amusing conversations or exchanges you’ve had with people.
My Dad Wrote A Porno: Book 3 Finale
Belinda Blinked book 3, Chaper 15: East Berlin ***Spoiler Zone***
Embarrassing Parents
I want to pay tribute to this tweet because it made me laugh so much today. Tell me about some goofy things your parents have done or that you have done to your kids. This dad is ace.
GOT Finale
*spoilers ahead*
We survived the eclipse trip!
Despite many last minute changes, and a very touch and go moment where I was both hangry and missing Game of Thrones, we survived our eclipse trip!
FUR FACE FRIDAY!
Everyone, it’s been a long week. You know what helps a long week? A furry little face staring at you and reminding you it’s time for food. Pets, they always know how to prioritize.
Beautiful stories from eclipse chasers
I don’t know if I’m hormonal or what, but the very last clip of ABC news in 1979 made me tear up.
How about something happy?
It’s been a terrible week and it’s not even over yet. I think a lot of us are pretty emotionally drained. Here’s some hamsters on a romantic date.
This should be a national tragedy
Not all of the frozen pizza! Please share your favorite frozen pizza stories, or just your favorite kinds.
Game of Jones!
This was an excellent episode for Leslie Jones to come back and recap. With special guest!
Spoiler Alert: Not American Enough to Immigrate
Time Magazine put together a points quiz based on the proposed RAISE act. I got 21/30, so I guess I better pack my bags and go. Goodbye, America! Sorry I didn’t win enough Olympic medals!