This phrase makes the blood cold: “...a standard female genital mutilation surgery...”
This phrase makes the blood cold: “...a standard female genital mutilation surgery...”
Stand by for a new 5000% blimp tariff.
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Serious request: Please no more close-in face shots. My nightmares don’t need that level of detail.
Also this: John Leguizamo as Tybalt was. my. KRYPTONITE.
uh-hmm
You forgot his best movie, In Bruges
The strange thing, writes Richard Mabey in his new book The Cabaret of Plants, is that elephants don’t just sip from baobabs, they devour and destroy them. This isn’t drinking. It’s more like murder.—http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2016/04/05/baobab-trees-attacked-by-giant-mammal/
I love the iconography of a bikini, slicked back (but not wet?) hair, goggles, and heels, perched unnaturally on the door jam of a luxury vehicle. What on earth is the message here?
“I bloom just for u...”
True. Take away the fame and the high-dollar haircuts and makeup and you’ve got pretty much the same behavior you see in my tacky-ass midwestern hometown. Swap out “country/pop music stars” for insurance agents and doctors’ office secretaries. Maybe throw in a high school football coach for a little celebrity veneer.
My favorite ever Onion headline:
what we’re seeing is the difference between attending a funeral and being funereal.
As someone from a NOT close knit family, I can say that when I’m at my most depressive, the idea occurs to me to disappear. The thought process is along the lines of, ‘my family would be better off without me but I’m not suicidal’ if that makes any sense. I see, logically, that it appears selfish, but it doesn’t FEEL…
The cookie program has some flaws, and any adult that participates knows it’s a pain in the ass. It sucks that the girls earn so little, BUT most of the girls have a lot of fun doing it and love being able to use cookie credits to go to camp. The troop I mentored for robotics was a lower income area, there was no way…
No Greg Grunberg? I think he could use the work - I just caught him on an episode of “Pawn Stars.”
Conservatives are nothing if not petty grudge-holding sore losers. They never imagined Clinton beating Bush in 1992, or Obama beating McCain in 2008. And since Right Wing Nutters have to be always correct, they have to spend the rest of eternity trying to spin a reality distortion field where, actually, Clinton/Obama…
What, like it’s hard?
I’ve never tried it yet but really want to: It always seems that when they come by to ask how everything is I’ve just taken a huge bite of food. I really, really want to just slowly let the food drop out of my mouth while looking at them, pause for a second, and say “It’s delicious”. Then just fork the food back into…
I’m a pretty enthusiastic cook but about once a month I pick up a big box of White Cheddar Cheez-Its® and make that dinner. Paired with only the finest $10/1.5 litre bottle of Pinot Grigio, of course, because then it’s Turtle Time.