Where do I get one of these handy robots?

I keep voting for dramatic sex because it would mean I’m actually having sex.

I guess I’ve been misunderstanding “70 degree days” (not surprising) to mean the other side of that coin is climate change/global warming and the temperatures will rise and there’s no way I could live comfortably when temps consistently average into the triple digits.

Trump was a dem ... until America elected a black man and he lost his mind.

She wants to funnel them into Trump and Sessions’ for-profit prisons.

I saw that, but I didn’t know he got banned for it! This is some straight-up horseshit.

Muck is good!

I was sure it was sorting out: he starred a comment of mine yesterday. Fuck.

Hi, dears.

I mean, one adapts to no plumbing by learning to shit outside. One adapts to no birth control by having to deal with pregnancy and/or worse periods. I wouldn’t be happy about it, but I’d buy a bucket and a shovel.

My only trip-up was Pro Hairstylists vs 70 Degree Days. I got some difficult hair.

No wealthy woman will feel the impact of this law: no affluent Republican woman, including the wives, daughters, mistresses, girlfriends, and one night stands of pro-life Republican politicians, will feel the impact of this law.

Bible Thumper.

I think he looks like the love child between Matt Damon and the Ghost of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

But seriously, best boat movie - Captain Ron. Fight me.

It’s funny.....all the adults who for years have shit upon Millenials (now adults) and other kids....complaining they’re lazy, selfish, absorbed in their phones, have no direction, don’t vote, don’t care about issues etc etc.

Rascal scooter infomercials?

filed to: No shit

Came here for this.