No. Bad.

Same. Honestly, if you’d asked me without mentioning the site’s 10th anniversary, I would have said I was reading Internet comments on this site. I guess that was 2008.

What were the commenters of Jezebel doing in 2007? I’ll start.

AND TMZ.

And his site is an unusable relic from the early aughts

Please for the love of god stop posting links to Perez Hilton. He is vile.

“Sir, what makes you qualified for this position?”

Americans need to reacquaint themselves with the lifestyle trend of hobo (Ho-bo). Living in cardboard boxes tastefully insulated with old newspaper, draping yourself in fourth-hand fashion stolen out of donation boxes, and sumptuously dining from dented cans of outdated meat and veggies foraged from dumpsters. Our new…

Satan and God are actually pretty tight.

Aimée, maybe you’re not aware, but somehow a person(s) has been trolling regular commenters, and today, here, they’re targeting Zukka. This is a harassment campaign, they’re defaming him, and somehow this troll and their sock puppet accounts keep getting lifted out of the greys. Why is this allowed to happen? All…

everyone please flag and dismiss jorni, jamie ralt, cornforce, etc. anyone calling for zukka to be greyed and dismissed. it’s the same spam / troll account creating multiple burners to harrass people.

LOL I just wanted to talk about how amazing Nicole Kidman is!

oh shut up. you’re pathetic. zukka has always been out of the grays and we all know you’re making multiple accounts for yourself.

Right??

Someone created a Kinja account just to spam this post calling you a troll. You’ve hit the big time!

Please people: Ignore all the trolls. Do not bring the trolls out of the greys for gods sake. Watch out for this vile troll Dynamic Conquerer who is a rape apologist.

Just a heads up people: Jorni is a troll who started a new account so you can’t see their history.

Here’s a comment from their old account about August Ames suicide:

Oh, honey, it’s all about The Benjamins. Gawker Media Group used to be owned by one guy, who made the editorial and business decisions himself, with the assistance of sub-editors and business managers and the like. Then Valleywag, which was before my time here, made some rude remarks about an American Oligarch (they…

Yeah, I’m not gonna lie, I’ll always show up to watch people get chased by dinosaurs. I’ve enjoyed every single Jurassic Park movie. Are any of the sequels even half as good as the first one? No. Are they dumb fun that are really enjoyable to watch even though they’re completely ridiculous? They are for me.

Every one of them a crime scene.