I’m suddenly worried that the world as we know it is really just a small filled-in part in a larger, low-res glitched out universe.

Haha, that looks so old-fashioned! It’s just an 1990's game with only somewhat slicker graphics... not sure if I could bring myself to play this anymore... is this supposed to appeal to the nostalgia crowd?

Agreed, I still don’t like that Mario looks different from the other humans. Is Mario not human? There was a Kotaku post about this I think...

Hm yeah that’s a good point... what are we teaching our kids here...

“The general idea is good, but this is very, very bad.”

Play online against other human players and the whole problem is gone...

In hindsight, I enjoyed FC3 a lot more than FC4. I think it’s primarily because of the random chaotic situations that could suddenly emerge. That was very funny and somehow FC4 felt far more scripted.

I always feel like that with these FPS highlight reels. Lots of laughing in the background while nothing seems to be happening...?

Haha yeah good point.... apple and google probably know EXACTLY which accounts have a real user behind them and which don’t.

I guess they could check if an account ever does anything else but downloading apps, not playing it, and giving 5-star ratings. They could also check what kind of apps these accounts only give ratings to.

And pretzels.

You’re overthinking. Some people play cookie clicker for 700 hours and then cry that it’s such a bad game. But by playing for so long they prove it isn’t.

So after playing for 700 hours you can’t recommend it?

“and that you only point it at things you want dead or destroyed”

But can you TURN OFF the g*dawful music???? It’s soooooo incredibly distracting! When I play MK on my Wii U, I just have to turn the volume completely down or I’ll go nuts&bonkers. I honestly can’t play with all those hysterically tooting trumpets.

What does the mom say at the end? Don’t eat with dirty clothes?

Yeah but that design is decades old. Interface design has evolved since then, so now it’s hard to play a game where the UI choices are so outdated. Still a great game though!

“Looks like shit”

Man... Nintendo just never gets their localisation right... why...

Especially games like World of Warcraft... how can people play the same “instance” over and over again? Accepting a “quest” from an NPC that was just given to 10.000 other players as well? Why isn’t that NPC ever satisfied?