God would have to break up my masturbation movie into 3 parts, like the Hobbit. Sure it could be done in one movie, but there are important details that would be missing and the audience of angels wouldn’t fully understand. “Who’s that character?” “What’s the backstory behind this?” “Why is he so mad at that person?”…

He’s never been afraid to go deep down the middle, or to target the tight end.

Quick research: She does.

Oh yes, that irony is delicious, inject some more of into my veins!

This goes from benign to excessive very quickly.

The absolutely perfect teammate for Lebron, I mean, it would be Steph Curry right? Hit open threes, Make LeBron impossible to double, find LeBron for Lobs, take the scoring pressure off him...LeBron on the Warriors would be 100x more fun than KD.

Well, more precisely, this is a buck, you can see his peter.

Your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

They’re down underdogs, to be exact.

See, I needed a new heel for my shoe. Which meant I had to take the ferry to Shelbyville. Now in those days the ferry cost a nickel and nickels had pictures of bees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say.

This is the proper take.

If you’re talking salsa, the chip holds a medium/low amount so that I get the delicious salsa flavor, and the crunch/saltiness of the chip. If you’re talking queso dip, I dip that chip as far as I can without my fingers touching the dip (unless the dip isn’t being shared) so that the chip is fully coated, and probably…

I want to watch an NFL game but with BBC Cricket announcers.

I would guess the majority of their audience falls in my camp. That being, PMT is the only Barstool associated media that I consume, or can tolerate for that matter.

There are a significant number of people who will refuse to trade seats or even move over because they’re convinced that, if the plane crashes, they won’t be identified properly if they’re not in their designated seat.

maybe if we taxed them like we do soda we wouldn’t have this problem

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

35-38 hours is full time lol. That’s messed.

Dollar Dog nights are very good but Bark at the Park defeats it by a wet nose.

Sidewalk slammer