If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around to hear it....

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

I think that’s an interesting phenomenon itself: watching porn when you have no opportunity or intention of jacking off.

This is good. That is a good hockey man. She is a good human. All of this is good.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

The dimwitted schmucks who kicked the young women off the team deserve mandatory tix to every JD and the Straight Shot set for the next five years.

NJ.com also noted that there is “no mention of whether the teams in the St. John’s team’s division - the JV black league - can or cannot be co-ed, though other divisions are mentioned as strictly boys or girls teams.”

The kids are alright.

It’s about player safety. What if they infect the opposing team with cooties?

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

We really need to offer workers better pawternity leave.

I’d use it exactly twice for non life-threatening emergencies. Once into the bank vault, once back home.

My buddy, who is originally from Liverpool, was in town for this weekend. I’m not a soccer fan in the slightest but I did watch (and crack open a few beers too) the Liverpool/ManU game with him on Sunday. I was basically amazed at just how much the EPL announcers on NBCSN just let the game breath and don’t feel the…

RE: The co-ordinarted groomsman dance, the inventors of youtube are going to burn in hell for what they’ve done to what people want to do at weddings.

Exactly! And the bouncer is probably just jealous since I always bring flowers to her at the club. He just wants to edge me out; that’s why he won’t let me in anymore.

I wish that website was a person that I could stab.

There’s no way Dante’s supposed to be there that day.

As a Jew, working on Christmas was awesome.

I’ve been with my man for 18 years so YMMV, but here’s our gift breakdown.

I say that the Chargers become the LA Express, as an Eff You to our soon to be President - the guy who did the same thing to the USFL that he’s about to do to the USA.