I’ve started calling things and people “yokos” when they say shit like, “Anything is possible.” It makes me crazy angry and I get this irresistible urge to list a bunch of facts about poverty and oppression. There’s no more insulting statement than “Just believe.” I believe you’re an asshole; how’s that.

I’m very surprised that the son of Yoko Ono would tweet something that makes no sense.

I'm sorry, Kim and Tay are both losers in this sitch, North clearly rocked this look better than both of them.

oh please, there’s nothing wrong with purchasing a dog from reliable breeders. there’s a lot of extra care that may come with adopting a dog from a shelter and if you can’t spend that extra care, adopting a dog isn’t for you and both you and dog end up better off without each other.

Finally a TRUE expert! I agree, prob havanese, possibly bichon mix or Maltese mix. Not a poodle.

My sincere condolences, Janelle. :(

Who else distinctly remembers where they were/what they were doing when they found out about Diana?

Have you noticed that if you walk into a public bathroom while a woman is pooping she will stop and there will be an eery silence until you leave? I want to tell one of these women to just let it go and poop because the silence is SUPER awkward. This happens at my work ALL THE TIME. I almost feel guilty for…

I would assume very unlikely given the lack of a basis.

“This push for women to go topless in the 21st century is as strong as women wanting to vote in the 20th century,”

Not necessarily sure. Her husband works for Proskauer Rose, which is a massive global big law firm with more than 700+ attorneys. If Sony was a direct client of his, that would be a problem, but the mere fact that an attorney at Proskauer represents Sony probably isn’t enough to be unethical. He seems to focus on…

I've had that issue on my iPhone on and off for weeks.

Yes, those shorts are unfortunate. How do you make Simone Biles look frumpy? Seems impossible but Ralph managed to do it.

I thought that everything in Mariah Carey’s songs is a metaphor for herself.

Man, Germans are so serious.

Hey, now. Ashley Judd has a masters from Harvard, so she’s pretty qualified for a doctoral program at Berkeley. And, she wants to specialize in issues related to human trafficking. Get that PhD, girl!

Yes. Both for gold. Sjostrom is technically 3rd and will get the Bronze.

Maybe they offered her $500,001 to talk(?).

that natalie maines/bush thing was bullshit and so unfair