I have never had sex.

But Canada got bronze! That’s just like gold to us!

For real, she looked STUNNING.

And the rest of the world: “Aww, America is so fucked right now. But they can still sport good. That’s swell that they still have something going for them. They must be so proud.”

Stop stressing Gabby out for no reason.

Me too! Although I’m betting mine has the word “Lord” in the title, because they usually do.

Peterson says, “Honestly I never thought we would get into trouble for our relationship.”

Wow, thanks for the spoiler warning, Jez.

The one with the shoes killed me. This is 100% delightful. I want to hang out with the wonderful freaks. :)

You are wrong and I will fight you on this.

It was especially crazy when you consider Gabby finished third in the qualifying rounds. The only reason she can’t compete is because there is a two gymnast per country rule. I hope she gets gold in the uneven bars to prove the haters wrong (“haters” is juvenile but some of the coverage is juvenile).

Good for her! I miss disagreeing with republicans but not actively thinking they're terrible people. Being a trump fan\apologist is the biggest sign I don't want to be around you.

I have basically no sense of patriotism but during the olympics I shout “AMERICA FUCK YEAH” at my TV 24/7.

You lived in a much different 90s then I did. Mine involved a lot of long underware and flannels

Ugh, same :-/... I have a really bad temper, plus anxiety that occasionally causes panic attacks in the form of toddler style meltdowns, and unfortunately I have definitely thrown and kicked shit it in the past when super steamed. Like you it is definitely something I’m working on, I know it is not remotely cute, and…

Very unclear. I went and googled, and the underlying case is Costand vs. Castor. She’s suing the then DA who didn’t prosecute and maligned her credibility as a witness.

As a man who considers himself a feminist, I take stance that in many ways, this isn’t my story to tell. I try to be very careful to always use “I have been told,” “my friends say,” “I read,” etc... because for me, I want to avoid the impression that I am either the first to say a particular feminist idea or that what…

I’m going to call the “twist”:

Also, why couldn’t they think of 2 names? John and Jonathan?

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.