TEAM NO ONE

I am clearly a hopeless garbage person, because even with this detailed commentary I cannot keep any of these details straight (and I never watch the show because I have the cheapest possible cable package and refuse to pay for Kardashians). But I have just outdone myself in misunderstanding. When Khloe was going out…

You might as well not even try to reason with this person. It’s no use. This site is full of apologists for the worst aspects of Islam. If a Muslim does something horrible they’ll criticize religion as a whole, men, hell they might even find a way to point the finger at Western culture, white men or Christianity…

Seriously, you don’t get to take pictures of naked people at the gym. Period. That’s it.

“Trini to the bone,” says Meghan Trainor. Trini. To. The. Bone.

...There are many words for this but it’s so stupefying I have none.

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

My blue eyes are really light sensitive. So...painfully blue? I mean I need sunglasses in the winter. Basically any day.

She must have been one of the lost boys of Sudan.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Nobody wanted you guys.

I read the headline and instantly squeezed my legs together.

Rebel Wilson looks fantastic. Absolute perfection for the event. Tasteful and ladylike, with just a touch of edge in the jacket details, and flawlessly fitted. The shoes are great, too; dressy, but she can walk on grass in them. Coveting the whole ensemble! And I’ll take her tailor’s number while we’re at it.

Those two restaurants are in two of the hippest, busiest neighborhoods in Nashville. They wanted to be seen.

Also, Nashville does not have paparazzi, not like NY or LA. So these are pros who flew down, for sure, and are working via leaks. I am assuming from the inside.

I’m just mad about how transparent it is. So so…

Yes, because I’m in an academic environment right now, in the comments section of Jezebel. Ok cool, thank you so much for letting me know.

Yes. 100% You could kind of get away with that stuff back in my day where you’d need to go find an almanac or reference book to find a hard to spell proper name. But we’ve got Google now. Either Hudson didn’t know her weird-ass phonetic spelling was wrong, or didn’t care to take 2 seconds to figure it out. Either way,…

Seriously, I guessed their mistake may be writing it down somewhere, but I honestly don’t give a crap about teachers venting.

Whatever, teachers aren’t saints and everyone has to blow off steam about their work. It’s also a well known fact that teenagers are awful (I can say that, having once been an awful teen myself). Maybe work on your firewalls or something.

I like Ross’ last word. this one goes to Ross!

The Military has been scrapping the bottom of the barrel for over a decade, this is just one example of the psychopaths in their ranks.

I think that might be a southern thing. I’m from the Northeast, grew up on Cape Cod, and if I saw a “No Swimming” sign I would assume it was because of strong currents or no lifeguard. Never in a million years would it occur to me that I shouldn’t swim because I might get EATEN!