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So... how many lampreys is too many? Asking for a friend.

Also, a deposition not happening *immediately* is common af. It could be months, easily. She probably has an OOB date to be deposed that is months off. Chill with the victim shaming.

Guys, I’ve read this book

This is one of the most useful and important articles I think I’ve ever seen on Jezebel. I want to congratulate everyone here who has stopping drinking and stayed clean after they realized they had a problem. I have no addiction issues myself, but my life was briefly affected by alcohol use on the part of a family…

i bet you’re fun at parties

And we can’t forget the Swedish crown princess, Estelle, the most charming child to ever live. Will and Kate would do well to get a marriage arranged immediately.

Because I respect his relationship with his family too much. But he is dreamy.

I’d invite you to my Facebook feed, where super-moms chat AT LENGTH about the wraps they have for baby-wearing. They also discuss the horrifying monsters who put their babies in cribs, which is exactly what Hitler would have done if Hitler were a terrible mother and not a dictator.

I am attachment parent to three cats. They like to sleep on top of me. Daisy will often wake me up because she * must* sit on my face or squash he face up against mine at 4am or walk across my forehead. Life is good.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

He said something about her having an entourage, which everyone else who’s worked with her says she doesn’t.

Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

They didn’t even make it to the ‘one month for every year of our age difference’ stage of their marriage.

Her daughter was raped and is still being abused by the rapist, maybe don’t judge her and nitpick the way she’s saying “fuck you” to the broken legal system that has caused this situation? Just a thought.

Where did she even find a phone booth?

Kenny Chesney is #2?! I don’t follow country music, but still... I haven’t heard his name since he was married to Renee Zellweger for two minutes.

Isn’t it the other way around? Bananas have 3g of fiber. My question is how is this woman not on the toilet all day? There would literally be all the shit.

SHE WISHES she could be a Wynonna Judd