Seriously? You’re taking to me task for sharing a harmless picture of my niece? You must be fun at parties.

As far as I’m aware, she doesn’t have an anonymous online identity OR a career.

I may or may or may not have also bought elf costumes for my sister’s two dogs, my parents’ two dogs, and my niece...

What about dressing your two dogs in elf PJs while you wear Santa PJs? Asking for a friend.

Keanu Reeves was my first celebrity crush over 20 years ago. I would watch Speed over and over again because he was the most handsome thing I’d ever seen. THE REST OF YOU ARE JUST BANDWAGONING! ;)

It happened in Anaheim, so Anaheim PD should be the ones to arrest him.

It amazes me that the people who have the least to fear in terms of day-to-day personal safety (white men) are the ones obsessed with carrying guns to protect themselves. They are cowardly wimps.

This is why I have dogs. A car door shuts somewhere in my county and they bark their fucking heads off. Thank goodness!

Ugh, ScarJo. If marriage and monogamy are so hard for you, maybe stop getting married. If she had said this after her first divorce while still unmarried, I’d cut her some slack. BUT SHE GOT REMARRIED. GTFO.

No way it’s been 21 years. 21 seasons maybe, but not 21 years. The first season came out when I was in college, and I’m only 34

Comparing 25 to Lemonade is pointless, IMO, because that’s not the issue. I don’t like Beyoncé’s newer stuff. Honestly I find it unlistenable. It’s a little strange to hear the same people who insisted “it’s not for you” when the album came out get upset that the same album didn’t win the biggest music popularity…

I don’t really like Beyoncé’s newer music so I haven’t listened to Lemonade, but I do agree that 25 was a pretty meh album.

Did anyone else read this and think, “Goddamnit, lady pilot, you cannot act like this. You’re giving fuel to the misogynists.”

I regret going to law school. The debt is crippling. I advise everyone against. The chances of getting a job where you get to practice your passion are slim to none. Not to mention that fact that the last time we had a Republican president, the economy tanked and the legal job market was hit so hard it never fully…

I prefer the Macfayden movie to the Firth miniseries, but I gotta disagree that Macfayden’s a better Darcy. He’s a much more likeable Darcy, but Firth’s portrayal is closer to the book. Macfayden’s isn’t enough of a dick.

The majority of male attorneys in that part of Idaho are Mormon, so Judge Stoker is probably Mormon, too.

I absolutely loathe Ivanka Trump. Even more than I loathe her father, which is probably unfair and misogynistic of me, but I think I just don’t expect better of a rich white man in his 70s. Ivanka and I are both woman, roughly the same age, and I judge her more harshly because of it.

To be fair I’ve only personally seen it from one person but it made me so goddamn angry. Then when I searched Twitter I found more.

Bernie Bros who rejected all the work Hillary Clinton has done in the last 30 years are now criticizing her for not coming out to march yesterday. I know we’ve got the green light for punching Nazis, but can we punch Bernie Bros, too?

Read the neighborhood covenants if there’s an HOA and try to find out what you can about those the HOA behaves. I personally will never buy a home that’s in an HOA, but some people like them. Just know what you’re getting into.