Oh FFS. These teachers were privately blowing off steam. This hacker is a dick for making the students see these comments.

Anyone in a military uniform on Tinder is an immediate swipe left.

The only Marine I’ve known is my friend’s ex-husband, and he was just a terrible, terrible person. He lied to her during their courtship and said he was special forces and that’s why he was gone so often. Nope. Never left his base in Washington State. After they split she told me that he told her that he was proud…

You called me a bully, told me I was rude, and told me I give my profession a bad reputation, all over an Internet comment that was meant to be snarky and nothing else. Can you really not see why I think you’re being a little extreme here? The person I made that comment to took it in stride, snarked back at me in a…

Glad you're here to be the rude police in Internet comments.

The person I was responding to was insisting the opposite view was the only reasonable view. Why aren't you saying the same to them? And why are you taking this so personally? It's just a debate.

Oh gee, really? I won’t decide the ultimate issue of liability? That’s a huge disappointment to me, I was thinking I would.

Nope. I said “latent dangers,” and “latent” means undisclosed or unobvious.

No shit. But they can put up explicit warning signs.

You should lobby the Florida legislature to change the tort law definition of “reasonable person” to just be you, since your interpretation of a sign is all that matters.

Yes, it’s their job to reduce the risks. So put up a fucking sign explicitly warning about alligators.

Because it’s a DISNEY RESORT. I think it's totally reasonable to believe the most famous amusement park/resort in America would not have latent dangers lurking in an area that children can freely access.

If Disney knew there were (or could be) alligators in the water, posting a “No Swimming” sign is WOEFULLY inadequate at a resort that caters to small children. Alligators can leave the water. The entire shore should have been roped off to keep people away. “No Swimming” could mean nothing more than, “we don’t have a…

Can we all chip in and send Orlando law enforcement a nice Edible Arrangements or something? They have had a fucking WEEK.

I cannot agree with this more. If Disney is going to operate a family friendly resort by that lake, they need to do whatever the fuck is necessary to keep gators away. They're gonna get their pants sued off, and they deserve it.

This is why it is unfathomable to me that they wouldn't have explicit warning signs posted.

Wow, that ruling is SO offensive; WHO spells judgment with two E’s?!?

The deposition is probably for the divorce case in general, not the restraining order.

I want so badly to send this article to my friend, but I know I can’t because she never wants to talk about the elephant in the room. The closest we’ve ever come to it is when I told, “You don’t need me to tell you you have a problem,” and her response of, “I know.”

Because Ayesha is just so darn likable it would feel disrespectful?