My dog-child always has to rest his head on some part of me when we’re sleeping. Only his head, though. Too much snuggle contact and he bolts.

ARE YOU ME?

I have a good friend from HS who posts about crying-it-out like it is child abuse. I am not a mother, but it just strikes me as INCREDIBLY smug and judgmental towards other moms who use cry-it-out.

Seriously. There was no body, so no way to determine cause of death, so no way to determine that Casey caused her death. Not rocket science.

My sister occasionally drank when she was pregnant with my niece, but honestly, it was for the best because our genetics pre-dispose us to being fucking brilliant and that fetus needed to be dumbed down to regular people levels.

In any event, my niece turned out just fine, she’s so beautiful:

I’m of the opinion that pretty much all social media “fitness” and “health” personalities have serious issues with eating and body image. Their self-loathing is so thinly veiled behind stupid, trite messages of impowerment.

Who?

Yeah, no shit it’s mostly ice, that’s why you order a venti if you want a lot of coffee.

I made this for my mom for Mother’s Day today

Sounds like it’s Amy Grant’s original vocal, no?

I personally think that the illegality of marijuana IS what makes it morally wrong. It’s unacceptable for me to get high on a drug that very well could have sent poor, undocumented immigrants to prison. I used to work for a federal public defender and we had one such man who basically took a job before he found out it…

Boise is over seven hours from me, but it is pretty chill for Idaho standards. It’s in southern Idaho, thought, which means it’s still at least 1/3 Mormon.

Yeah, and they all move to my part of the country (North Idaho) and make it even MORE crazy conservative.

I feel like those boots were a bad choice for an hours-long hike, but I guess that’s why she’s a princess and I’m... not.

And how much does Brooke Mueller owe Denise Richards in child support?

I'm pretty sure the American Civil War would have put me over the edge.

Pre-teen girls who vote for the “cute" guy, I'd bet.

Skyr is more like cheese than yogurt, right? I thought I heard/read that somewhere. All I know is that I had a LOT of gas when I was in Iceland and ate Skyr on the reg, lol.

Eh, I doubt Lululemon’s original tweeter really meant it. It seemed like an off the cuff joke in response to the previous tweet and/or an attempt to capitalize on Beyonce’s popularity.

The hard part for me is that even when I do talk about it, and people assure me that I’m great/wonderful/blah blah blah, I still don’t believe them, because at the end of the day, no one wants to be with me, spend time with me, hang out with me, invite me to things. Words mean nothing. Show someone you care.