I’m sorry, but if you get pregnant by someone you don't want to share custody with, get an abortion.

Speaking of animals and not using professional health care providers, I noticed last night that my 9 month old puppy has a baby tooth that didn't fall out. The permanent one grew right next to it. I'm pretty shocked by the number of people who have told me to pull it myself when I lament the vet cost. Ummm, that seems…

WAIT. DOES THIS MEAN O.J. DID IT????!!!!!

Unpopular opinion: all Shondaland shows are unwatchably bad.

In regards to the societal pressure to aspire for marriage, what I find interesting about my own experience is that, the older I get, the less outside pressure I get. When I was in my early twenties, I couldn’t attend a wedding without getting asked when I was going to get married, despite the fact that I never dated…

It was Jaime Pressly who was her podcast guest, unless they both were on recently and I just missed Jaime King’s.

Meanwhile I am 33 years old and no adult male I am not closely related to has ever told me he loves me.

I think that’s correct. If I push through the cobwebs of my brain to the corner where 1L contract law is stored, I seem to recall that an employer can’t an get an injunction forcing someone to work for them. That’s involuntary servitude. But if the employee backs out they gotta pay damages.

He’s got a new baby, that’ll drive a person crazy, amirite?!?

She is my sister’s dog, and she is SO ACTIVE. (She’s under 2.) It is amazing. Nothing tires her out. But she is a sweetie, I love her.

My GSP niece says, “Derp.”

The most horrifically stupid things that were said in my law school classes were said by men (and with absolutely no embarrassment). I guess they acquired this hubris in undergrad.

This makes sense. What doesn’t make sense (and has never made sense) to me are all the basic white sorority girls who loooooove anything Beyonce puts out even though they don’t listen to any other hip hop artists.

I just posted the link to this on my office’s #patriarchy Slack channel. (Yes, I created the channel. Yes, my bosses are men.)

Me just now: “Wait, Nate Parker as in super hot guy from ‘Beyond the Lights’ Nate Parker?!?” He’s impressive. In so many ways. (Although the Google images of him with a mustache hurt my heart.)

She’s in another movie that recently went up on Netflix called People Places Things.

This didn’t kill me because half an hour earlier I saw this on Facebook and died from choking on my own vomit.

I liked him in The Departed, although I think I’m tricked into thinking that because I liked the movie overall and his character.

Sounds like this kid probably did have “affluenza,” whatever it is, because his mother sounds terrible. But sending him back to that environment instead of say, jail, was obviously not going to help.

Lawyers cannot present evidence they know is false. A defense attorney will not want to know if his/her client is guilty because, if they know, they cannot have the client testify otherwise. But many criminal defendants don’t testify. There is bo ethical duty to have a guilty client accept a plea, though.