I live in this area and, yes, there are very few black people here (although Spokane certainly has more than Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, where this woman used to work). You described this perfectly. It's offensive and hilarious.

Someone literally leaves them on my door step. I recycle them every time.

Yeah, for sure. But you were the one who made the comparison between the brothers.

I like to point out that Colin and Chet have different mothers (Colin’s being less famous), so maybe they weren’t raised in similar ways.

Um, home girl also has a song that is about a wife and a mistress who conspire and murder their shared man. For a supposedly good Christian girl, she’s got some real fucked up views on the appropriate response to infidelity.

Oh maaaaaan. Dogs. Last fall I ordered a bunch of peony bulbs and they all budded this spring but my dog has already broken literally half of them off at the ground level. I’ve given up. And let's not even talk about my hostas.

I quit my job this week, too! Well, I put in my two weeks’ notice on Monday. Then they told me “an earlier departure date is preferable.” Fuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu.

North Idaho Tinder

No, he's a dime. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

And ice climbing. Back when I was on Tinder I purposely made my profile pic one of me on a glacier in Iceland. It was totally a touristy, non-hardcore outing, the first and last time I’ve ever been ice climbing, but it sure reeled in the Tinder dudes.

Add in a gun and dirt bike and you’ve got North Idaho Tinder

I'm dying

If he was convicted for murder, how is he out of prison already? Seems strange.

Yes. My town passed an anti-discrimination ordinance a few years ago that applied to LGBTs. The transgender individuals in public bathrooms issue got a lot of attention. I actually wrote a letter to the editor asking where all the concern was for girls molested and abused by straight men, because that's where the real…

Me too but I’d still take 32 over 22 ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.

One of my internet friends (person I only know through social media) just posted a side-by-side picture of her at 35 weeks pregnant next to Homer Simpson in a mummu. She also posts about how fucking uncomfortable she is. It amazes me that pregnancy experiences can be so different.

Look, I hate “God Made Girls” with a passion that will never die, and I honestly think you could write an entire thesis paper on all the things wrong with it, BUT this line:

Harry is going to lose his hair, too, only starting from the back of his head and not receding from the front like William. It’s heartbreaking.

Ha! I added in “adult” before “lifetime" specially because of Thurgood Marshall.

RBG and Nino Scalia are pals. They go on vacation together.