Imma let you finish, but John Paul Stevens was the greatest SCOTUS justice of my adult lifetime. Where's his biopic?

Oh I have. Nevertheless, the diabetes comment came just this year, and when I complained about it in front of my dad, he said “Yeah, you’re not THAT overweight.”

But that’s my point. It’s apparently NOT the ideal for women. Unless you’re super thin and toned, you’re not doing enough. Meanwhile, men are being told that their doughy bodies are super attractive.

DadBod ENRAGES me. My entire post-adolescent life, I’ve been told the following about my body (by family members):

Yes, I don’t really like her standup. I did love Chelsea Perretti’s special though...

I live in a fairly small town (so small sample size), and I saw multiple men who had wedding photos of them, with their brides, in their profile. It’s like they just signed up through Facebook and didn’t bother to remove the profile pics of their wedding. I also saw tons of guys with pictures of them with a woman who…

I’ve got royal Baby on the brain because it took me too long to figure out you weren’t talking about Prince George the British royal toddler AND MY STATE BORDERS BRITISH COLUMBIA

I don’t know, that seems awfully nit picky to me...

Copying a eulogy doesn't seem that bad to me if you're a legitimately grieving spouse who doesn't know what to say but is expected to make a public speech. It's not like you're stealing it for your own personal gain.

I think “smart” indicates having an above-average intelligence, so no. The average person is not smart.

I meant the men take what they can get, not the smart women.

Nope. He’s married to someone else now, I’m single, and I still get pissed when men offer me unwanted attention.

When I was a kid, pigs were my favorite animal so I went as Miss Piggy for Halloween. This boy who had a crush on me (whose sister was friends with my sister) then went as Kermit the Frog and I was SO PISSED.

Or maybe Michelle Knight needs distance from them in order to cope/heal/go on. Could be as simple as that.

When I was younger (in college), I used to insist that men did not want a smart woman. Now that I'm 32 I think it's more likely that smart women won't have the average man, so they take what they can get.

Good thing we have that stuff called skin to keep our insides in and outside stuff out.

There’s nothing wrong with taking a purity/chastity pledge as a brainwashed teen, but I feel like Nick Jonas and Jessica Simpson are great examples of why you should just keep that pledge to yourself, mmmkay.

I also didn’t like that “all about his kids NOW” dig. His oldest son is special needs, IIRC, and he’s always been pretty vocal and involved.

Someone should take a black light to that supply closet...

Harry totally looks like Charles to me, I guess this is The Dress all over again.