I hated that speech. "For all the women who have given birth"?!? What the fuck was the point of that qualifier. You're not a woman deserving of equal pay unless you've given birth?

Then my kids' favorite snack will be cat shit and I'll be all "Eh, whataya gonna do?"

This is a very shallow comment but MY GOODNESS he looks like Denzel Washington in the eyes. That photo wasn't visible from the nose down when the page loaded on my phone, and at first I was like "Wait, is that a picture from the movie?!"

I don't know if this is an option for you or even something you're interested in, but I highly recommend an active dog for exercise motivation. It's the only thing that has worked long-term for me. My dog HAS to have a walk every single day or she makes me miserable with her whining. As she grew up, she started…

I think a good portion of it is societal, because I have on MULTIPLE occasions told a girlfriend about a guy I am NOT interested in hitting on me, thinking they'd be all "ugh, I know right?" only to have them respond with "BUT HE LIKES YOU. GO OUT WITH HIM BECAUSE HE LIKE YOU." It is inconceivable to them that I don't…

One time I was tellit a female partner at my firm about a male partner who drunkenly told me over and over again that I was "hot" and that he "just wanted [me] to know that." As I was retelling this to the female partner, I said in reference to the male partner "I don't care about your boner." She almost died, lol.

If I could resist snuggling the ADORABLE mini-goldendoodle service dog who was waiting to board the plane I debarked from on Monday, then then guys could resist distracting this service dog.

YIKES. I occasionally tell kids no when they ask to pet my dog because she is big and when she gets really excited (like when kids are around) she will jump up on people. I've never had anyone mouth off to me for saying no. Maybe it's because my dog is going nuts with excitement on her leash and they change their mind…

Thank goodness there is a random man somewhere to tell attractive, successful women how they should look!!!!

I pay as well. Also when friends ask if they can burn a copy from me I flat-out tell them no. Music is not expensive. Just buy it.

No. If anyone needs to wear comfy pants, it's obese people. Real waistbands are the devil.

I am taking the Montana bar exam in less than two weeks and I think I'll show up in yoga pants and a Tata Top.

Horrifying but true. My parents left the non-denominational church they attended after the church brought in a guest speaker who talked about sending American Jews to Israel (to hasten the end of days).

Sometimes I think hospital birth are unfairly characterized. Seems to me that it all depends on the providers you have. I've only been present for one birth (my niece's) which took place in a hospital setting. It was the exact opposite of dehumanizing. Everyone was wonderful (and everyone there was a woman, except for…

The "not all men" line gave it away.

One time when I was at my parents' house I changed my tampon and I don't even know but a guess a little bloody chunk of endometrium somehow got flung out onto my shorts. I didn't notice it until I was in the living room and it was on the carpet and my dad was all "What is THAT?" and before I could do or say anything…

I think she absolutely is in her own superstar bubble. Although in her defense I don't know how she couldn't be.

Drunk in Love sounds like garbage to me. Usually I don't care at all about the popularity of music in genres that I don't like—just because something's not to my liking doesn't mean it's not good. What I don't get about Beyonce is how she has what seems to be universal appeal. There is no way EVERYONE likes her music.…

When I was in undergrad I had to take an advanced Calculus class for my major, and I was one of two women in the class. I vividly remember the final exam when I finished before anyone else in the room, and I was CONVINCED I must have done something terribly, terribly wrong. I must have sat there for at least another…

I leave my dog in the car all the time. Not in the hot summer months, but pretty much all other times. Do people really have a problem with that? I'm pretty sure my dog finds it more interesting to watch the comings and goings of people from a parking lot than she does to be cooped up at home.