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Nice Pete
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Why’d you forget to include Gronk?

Your husband is a huge obnoxious Patriots fan and this is the first time you’ve cried out for help? Either you’re the most patient spouse ever or you got married this week.

Every non-Patriots fan:

Hats off to those who will get this reference; kudos, by the way!

Deadspin’s Descriptions of Rob Gronkowski, ranked:

This is my favorite thing in sports.

Just when I thought I'd seen every possible ingredient in craft beer, now you're telling me there's Kale in Western Hockey League Bantam Draft?

“Kaeden, get over here!”

This was an interesting read for me because I don’t comprehend the fear of flying. Since I was a little girl I’ve revelled in the exhilaration of flight, and as a direct result I’m an airline pilot. Which brings me to my question for you - what can I do/say that will help those who are fearful during episodes of

Shut up

the story you’re referring too is literally one of my favorite ones at BCO.

YAAASSSSSS.

HEY EVERYONE, cultural critique from a guy whose handle is an Anchorman reference.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

TWO of my coworkers seriously think it is pronounced CHIP-OLE-TAY. I shudder.

Alt-F4 will bring it up - it’s a flash thing.

I dunno... seemed relevant...

Cops HATE Her! Baltimore Prosecutor Holds People Responsible for Killing a Guy With This One Weird Trick.

Y'know, I think we've all had this sort've design choice once in our lives..