vastly underrated french joke

easily one of my favorite eps of futurama. “a cream that gives you superpowers? sounds like something you should have to freebase”

Today’s my last day at work. What am I still doing here?

this is a very cold take.

Tim Kaine is the dad that gets stuck in the window blinds while installing them.

Heinz only, warm only. You goddamn champion.

Good links. The one I like is 5calls.org as it will find your representatives in govt based on your ZIP code, provide a script per issue, and give you the phone number. Either way, it’s past time that we ALL need to be making calls. Kudos.

Four windows to try to watch this on mobile. Four! And it still didn’t work! What in holy hell is the NFL trying to do with their twitter video service??

Now that’s a good dog.

“Billy, you’re 8 years old!” hahaha my god im crying

Who.....didn’t know this?!

Moz:////////////////a!

Achewood feels you on that. One of their better strips.

Oh interesting. I was going to interview there with the MINI dealership back in 2008 after I graduated, but ended up going to Albuquerque, instead. One thing I was told before I tentatively headed up there was to make sure to call it “Pea-Buh-Dee.” TMYK etc etc

Pea-Buh-dee though, no?

wait now here it is. what the actual fuck is happening

it me :( (alopecia universalis)

What’s even weirder to me is that I typed up and submitted a reply to your reply much much earlier, and it’s gone. I actually edited the photo to turn it right side up, uploaded it, looked at it, confirmed it was indeed not upside down, hit submit. I have no idea what kinja did to my photo or my reply to you earlier,…

...yes