Someone needs to create a Trump Mad Libs- that would help.

Shut the fuck up. Our rights are being threatened by our own side. Literally no one cares right now about how to pay for something we soon may not be able to access. And I personally don’t give two flying fucks about however #triggered you are at the thought that you may have to contribute toward a woman’s medical…

If it comes to one candidate that ensures women get fucked and one candidate that ensures everyone gets fucked, I’ll vote for everyone to get fucked. I’m all about equality.

This is gospel, all of it.

Nah, she will have him executed and take over the Vale as a Tully, as well as the Riverlands, if Westeros survives the Night King. Little crazy Robin and Edmure won’t survive.

I loved that! Jamie’s expressions in that scene were priceless!

Yes, I understand that feeling. Can’t I just exist in whatever shape I’m in and not have to hear if others approve or disapprove.

Luke was outshone by Han and no one left out his merch.

Insufficient interest in Rey or Monopoly?

Men can fight their own battles, esp since it was men who set this shit up in the first place.

On the off chance.

“...so she was a quick hugger?”

That’s barely wine money.

I’m a high school English teacher, and I plan to punch one of my colleagues in his throat when he makes his first condescending or misogynistic (or both) comment.

Ellie,

I take great offense to your cousin fucking comment. Seriously. Not just b/c it’s really classist and ignorant, but mostly b/c it completely ignores the fact that this is an internal coup within Louisville.

When banks and realtors began refusing to sell to people of color. That’s when. You are quite possibly the dumbest troll in the kinja-verse. 2/10. Troll harder.

It’s like Vogon poetry.

according to their sources, for now there is no evidence that the Trump campaign was working with Russia to orchestrate the hacks.

They are a big chunk of the population, I want to know what they’re saying - even if I don’t agree with a word of it. Plus being “friends” with them means they get exposed to what I have to say about everything. Pretending they don’t exist doesn’t make them go away.