Arya is not enough of a people person to be a queen. 

A sitcom about Sansa and Tyrion trying to make their marriage work?

I didn’t write the rules for this world! 

I’m pretty ok with anyone dying in the next few episodes. I was rooting for the Night King. 

Right, no one got through because they conveniently approached at exactly the speed Theon and his dudes could light arrows on fire, string them, and fire them. They weren’t the best weapons for defending in such a small space. Though the dead were probably also just killing time until the Night King showed up, so not…

He’s only mostly dead! 

No one knows what the Lord of Light wants, even the red priests/priestesses. They brought Beric back how many times just so he could push a couple of zombies off Arya?

Meh. The Night King was just standing around anyway.

It’s nice of Bran to give him that unearned validation though. You’re a good boy Theon! The goodest boy! 

Jon always does his best, I won’t deny it. I thought he was going to beef it and pull another Ramsey moment when he charged off into the fog on his dragon. The guy can’t focus on the battle at hand.

He just has to give Dany an heir, which he’s maybe already done. Mission accomplished. 

I didn’t notice the dragon glass on the spear, it just looked like a broom handle to me.

Can’t believe he didn’t stock enough fire arrows for a never-ending army of the dead.

His hair still looks good, at least! 

As far as I could tell Theon was guarding him without dragon glass or valyrian steel, so how exactly was he going to do anything productive? Luckily those walkers approached at exactly the speed he could handle with a bow and arrow. 

No, I get it. But I still think he’s terrible. 

Oh, right. Turn off the wifi so we can’t access the human knowledge we uploaded to the cloud (Bran). But like, we have books so... 

“Keep your queen warm.”

And when you man the walls, where the hell was the pots of oil to pour on them and light?

Does he?