Every bit of the impersonation was spot on, but it’s the hands that made me howl with laughter.

How does he make his hands look smaller!? It’s masterful!

Man, southerners already get these questions anytime we leave the state or country. 😭

Fortunately, in America it’s free now! But now I live in Japan and as far as birth control goes I’ve gone back in time. I brought a years supply over from America.

That’s just for one person and there are rules about when and if you can add someone to your insurance. If you leave or lose your job you have to pay about $500+ a month to maintain coverage until you get new insurance or just go without.

When I had insurance through my employer I was paying about $150 a month, pretax from my paycheck. The coverage was OK.

Not to mention how many hospitals and doctors push women into having c-sections to speed up the delivery process.

We also have doctor shortages and long wait times in America. If I needed to see my doctor, I usually had to wait at least a month for an appointment. If I needed immediate attention, then I had to go to an immediate care clinic and pay $150 to be seen for, like, a UTI or strep throat. $150 was the copay with my…

Damn, Violent Tit Crimes is my new Riot Grrl band name.

25 days of viewing is not enough! I can do that in a weekend!

Right? And how many bad movies come out every summer without getting the shit pile that Ghostbusters got?

It broke my heart to hear my little nephews say, “They ruined Ghostbusters by making them women” just because their dad was saying it and they idolize him. My husband quietly pushed back by saying, “Well, I think women can be Ghostbusters too and I think the movie will be great.” Regardless of how good or bad the…

I would add that as much as I love Ripley and Furiosa, I like having more female characters who aren’t just “badass women”. I also want female heroines who are kind of shitty and who fuck up. Ghostbusters wasn’t a perfect movie and will probably be forgettable to me. But to young girls, it is a funny movie with flawed…

Obviously!!!!!!!!

Argh!!!!!! Sorry you’re going through this!

I had a complete freak when I turned 25. I was living in a not so great apartment, with a curtain instead of door. I lived with friend who was really messy and I just couldn’t do it anymore! I was also working part-time and ready to stop dating idiots and just get my life together! Within that year I finished graduate…

I have to wait until next week to start, but I’m so excited! The preview sold me!

Eep! So cute!

Everytime I see a a little girl dressed as Rey I start crying. I love the new movie so much. I once overheard a girl in Target proudly declaring to her mother that Rey was NOT a princess! I usually dress as Han Solo, but maybe now I want to be Poe!