Aww, sweetheart. Good luck, you’re going to need it.

Look at you, one of those ‘feminist’ men who makes sexually disparaging comments about women.

Keep on Social justice Warrior-ing, I hear chicks totally dig it.

This.

Because you are a cold fish who doesn’t enjoy sex.

Some people do enjoy sex, although on Jezebel it seems like we are the minority... Not everyone needs/wants to have all of the other bullshit that usually precedes fucking, we just want a good fuck sometimes without having to pretend that the other person means…

Well not everyone will be as lucky as you, dying alone with 22 cats on her bed.

That’s a nice fairy tale to tell yourself.

What movie was playing on the bus at the time?

Holy crap, I gotta find a place that sells fake plastic smartphones...

The only way to kill a frat is to stop all women from going to their parties.

The problem with college girls are that they will see this and be ‘disgusted’ by it and then go to their toga party the very next week.

Why would anyone sign up for this show and endure the guaranteed failure that comes with trying to fill Clarkson’s shoes...

She’s a smart girl.

Attention all prospective female rappers, the best way to get free PR is to insult Nicki Minaj on Twitter.

You’re welcome.

Question:

What do the schools get out of the frat/sorority existence? Large private donations? Ex members of the groups on the school’s boards?

I went to my fair share of frat parties until they started to go way too far and things started happening that I didn’t want to be anywhere near. I just never understood why the…

I know this is a joke, but watching this as a kid, I always thought that Daniel was the asshole in all of the situations, I just always assumed it was just because he was a bad actor though.

Very convincing!

But keep this in mind when watching ‘documentaries’ like Loose Change people.