Honestly I can’t wait to see what it looks like in about 5 years when the stragglers and diehards still haven’t moved onto something better, like they should have years ago. Shit’s gonna get weird.

More like Chris Peen.

turning into mist and having infinite guns is just magic, not *contradictory* lol

That’s what they get for referencing The Final Pam in the game. She will break the world. Fix the baby. 

People aren’t upset because “OMG BOOBS THINK OF THE CHILDREN”, people are upset because in today’s social climate, making a character model with bouncy boob physics to be ogled by young already-toxic gamer boys who totally banged your mom last night probably isn’t the right message the company wants to send. And…

They live right next to my uncle who works for Nintendo.

The thing I keep coming back to is that even if you DID ignore every single allegation (which you absolutely should not), why would anyone want a judge in power who thinks “rape party wasn’t on my calendar” and “here’s a hastily-assembled list of a bunch of people from high school who I DIDN’T rape” are viable…

I’m seeing a bit of a colorist vibe in this article too, considering it seems to have an undertone that’s extremely dismissive towards mixed race people. Yes, of course it’s important that darker POCs get major roles, but can we discuss that without diminishing another racial subset of our society?

At least Die Hard integrates Christmas thematically all the way throughout. Take a look at the synopses of the Lifetime Original Christmas movies that get released every December.

So what? Bruce Willis didn’t create Die Hard. Actors have NEVER been the authority on the interpretation of a film’s content. That’s entirely up to the writer and director.

Language is always evolving. Words fall out of use all the time. Likewise, you wouldn’t say “Firm your sauce box and buss my breach, you poltroon!” instead of “shut up and kiss my ass, idiot”.

The only good use of Twitter I’ve ever seen was during the Arab Spring when countries blocked all media and it was the only way to get information out to the public. But that’s really the exception that proves the rule at this point.

You have never met a 14 year old if you don’t think one could possibly be starstruck by a pro gaming streamer. Teen fandoms will latch onto ANYTHING.

I read some new story about misogyny, homophobia, racism, etc. every week.

(Listens to Siamese Dream, still enjoys it)

Not to disparage because the rest of her costume looks great, but it appears her top is just a standard department store bra.

Or, you know, he was 94, which is well beyond life expectancy for most American men.

He actually did confirm to an interviewer (I think Jimmy Kimmel) that he’s European, he just didn’t say where.

Have you seen “The House that Drips Blood on Alex”?

This feels like when Chuck Norris started making Chuck Norris jokes and it immediately stopped being funny.