Opie was fired.

I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 a.m., and you're a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say, "Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology.…

Saw him the Saturday after Thanksgiving in 2004 with Stephen Lynch at the Tower Theater in Upper Darby, PA. Mitch went up first & it was pretty obvious he was lit. None of the jokes were hitting well & he was reading off a piece of paper. After one of many bombs, Mitch says "Man, I am doing terrible up here!" Some…