“Bah Gawd King, he just broke the Jets playoff hopes in half!”

Katie Nolan? {swoons}

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
Attend my abode for some Netflix & chill.

By promoting this comment, I’m giving Poopnachos more views, thereby validating him in his own mind

And now he’s shilling for that hair restoration clinic? Talk about shameless plugs.

If archery ends in a stalemate, is that a bow tie?

Goff is a 6’4” pro-style quarterback with deceptively good feet

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

Roasting is less than ideal. Braising is the preferred method of cooking tough gristled cuts of meat from old animals.

I wish him the best; I’ve met him a few times on the job and he is a first-class guy.

Impossible. There’s no way that’s not the mustache of a fireman.

“Bill Belichick asked for the kick on the overtime coin toss.”
New England Fan: IMPOSSIBLE! The player must have made a mistake. Belichick is a GENIUS! He would never made a decision like that. I DEMAND they replay the entire game.

“Jim Tomsula got confused by a pass play.”
San Fransicso Fan: Yeah. That happens.

goddamn it murry cant you fucking read

F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fuuuuuuuuuuuukkk!!!