That’s hilarious and super evil.

I called my mom from a friend’s house post-sleepover (pre-cellphones). She asked where I was and I said, “um well I’m in jail, we got arrested last night.” I waited a few beats for her to scoff and say, no really, where are you? But the joke was on me because she just sighed and said, “Oh molarplexus, what is it you…

My family’s dog died when I was around 8 or 9 years old. I had been begging for a dog for over a year when April Fools’ Day rolled around. My father informed me that, after we finished eating lunch (it was a Saturday), my parents were going to take me to the animal shelter and let me pick out any dog that I wanted. I…

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…

My husband’s father died of a massive heart attack on 4/1, 20 years ago today. He’s not fond of this day, either, as he loved his father, and detested his mother. We do not “celebrate” this day, either.

The fuck is wrong with people? Why would you ever “””joke””” about someone’s loved one being hurt? Who finds this shit funny?!

Oh god that stuff smells revolting. I’m so sorry. That’s brutal.

I’m so stressed. I was 3 weeks from closing on a house and my employer died! Here’s the options

My then husband had been in a severe industrial accident where both of his hands were crushed, one thumb was severed and he had several surgical pims and a plate put in. Needless to say he couldn’t care for himself for months and due to some worker comp schenangans he had no income either. It was an extremely…

Years ago, my husband’s family convinced us that his little sister had run off to get married to her crappy boyfriend. We spent hours freaking out, worried about her and him and their future, only to find out that it was not true.

On the plus side, Carrie lives and everyone else dies...

To kick this off, you must know I have a paralyzing fear of ET. My junior year of high school, my “friend” aka person who I hated but tolerated because it was a small school and she was friends with my friends, stole my car keys from my backpack during lunch and slipped them back without me noticing.

This will never show up. because I’m gray, but it is the shittiest prank anyone has ever pulled, IMO. Partly because it happened not on April Fool’s day, but on my birthday.

“Do you have the test results, Doctor?”

It’s my brother’s wedding anniversary. He married an anti-vaxxer. Does that count?

God dammit that was a joke?!? *sobs forever*

Also TOTALLY off topic but can we please have a post that discusses the S Town podcast because I need that in my life.

lately, every day is pretty much a shitty prank. Does that count?

I’m a teacher.

George Takei’s was pretty mean.