Alexis is gone now so nothing matters anyway.

I think exactly zero less of him over this, everyone talks shit and if you don’t, well, don’t sit with me.

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Why do people hate periods.

I remember seeing a study suggest that periods are considered inauthentic in fast paced text speak because it means you had to think about what you wrote. It’s ludicrous, but apparently very common.

I wonder what Bannon has on him that Herr Drumpf didn’t shitcan him the minute he realized that he’d been duped.

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

I love dad jokes. I’m not saying I think they’re funny... but I love them all the same.

we must protect Chelsea and Jordan’s child, the future of comedy

I actually felt like a total jerk because I’m about as pregnant as she is, and I kept telling my husband all during the first half of the season that I thought she was pregnant. She was in loose fitting clothes, sitting down or hidden behind objects more than usual, and sometimes Gina would disappear from episodes…

I’m going to be a grown-up and get over the fact that Jordan Peele impregnated someone other than me to wish them both the best.

Mom jeans are never cute. It doesn’t matter how amazing your body is, you can’t wear them.

She’s a good drinking partner, I guess.

They’re not having an affair; between the both of their dumb asses I would know. They’re also not attracted to each other like that. But it oddly hurt when I finally realized that I DO want her to side with me first. For so long I was like, “yeah open communication, nothing said between them or me to them is secret”…

I dumped my best friend last weekend and I really don’t know who to talk about it with. It was a long time coming and it’s not permanent- but I did send her a long and nice (I think) message that was essentially “I’m deleting myself out of your life for a while for my own good and we can talk when you’re ready” There…

Thank you to whoever posted their amazing tip in the comments on the pillow article. YOU GUYS MY FEATHER PILLOWS ARE SO FRESH AND FLUFFY!

I am grey and may forever well be, but I am going to make this post anyway, because my beloved (and i do mean beloved) grandmother died friday morning at the age of 94 and i am packing to go to her hometown to her services.... i was her POA and lots of other stuff blah blah blah but in the aftermath of her dying, a…

Or Kent State which is sort of close to Bowling Green (of Ohio.)

Did Kellyanne mean these terrorists?

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)