Racist pansies asses!!!!!

This is why I quit NextDoor

Okay, everyone, repeat after me...

My neighborhood list-serv, a.k.a. Middle Class White People Who are Easily Terrified of Anything/Anyone Who Isn’t a Middle Class White Person — got lit up with this shit as well. The loudest idiots are convinced, convinced I tell you, that Pennywise will come out of the woods in our development and snatch their…

Yes, exactly. This isn’t the kind of shit you casually lie about for publicity, unless you have some DEEP issues, which in Kim’s case would already be apparent due to how much time she spends in the limelight.

I can’t even believe people think she’s lying. Why the fuck would any body lie about this? Why the fuck would Kanye leave in the middle of his concert if shit didn’t go down? People’s hatred for this family is absurd. She’s not my favorite person in the world but no one deserves this and she legit could have been…

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

This helps SO MUCH. It seems obvious when I read it back to myself. Thanks!

I’m a mom and I think you should definitely ask for transportation costs and the cost of feeding them! Overnights are no joke, and it is so nice of you to give your time to them, but you shouldn’t be footing the bill for everything. My husband and I are lucky enough to have parents who sit for us because there’s no…

Bless you. I was 35 with my first pregnancy, but had NO complications other than hyperemesis, and even that never landed me in the hospital. YOU are heroic. Good goddess.

How was their nickname not Mocha Crap Couple?

Fetish website? I was looking for some porn to read yesterday, and thought I’d found something decent, and was reading along merrily when suddenly the characters started smearing shit on each other.

I was thinking I could just wait until the rash came back? I mean I already have R, Fibromylgia, spinal problems, and possible cardiac problems that I’m going to see a cardiologist about next week. Can’t I just have my pancakes in peace?

Amazon reviews, especially for the sugar free gummies, is sometimes my favorite reading! My stomach ached from laughing so hard! Luckily, no “explosive” laughter though.

Oh, I think you misinterpreted me. I was hoping for people other than yourself to weigh in with actual tales of debauchery, etc. : )

I feel oddly compelled to clarify my previous statement that “I always loved summer camp”:

Oh man, I have never laughed so hard as I laughed at the Amazon reviews for sugar-free gummi bears. Oh, the explosive shit spin-art tales they told!

And you have restored my faith in humanity.

This has to be a lie, because your corpse wasn’t discovered in a burning wood-paneled station wagon in northern California.

Amazing how you can describe the end of a 30-year marriage in 100 words or so...