That’s unfortunate, I’m sorry. I totally get the “obsessed with cheese” feeling, dairy and eggs were the reasons why I couldn’t hack it as a vegan. I don’t mind being vegetarian, but I’m a little disappointed in myself that I couldn’t stick it out with the veganism. All great tips thought, thanks!

Seconding this. I’ve been vegetarian for over 20 years, and find vegans some of the most preachy folks I’ve ever met. Lectures about cream in coffee and endless side eye... makes me almost wish I wasn’t vegetarian. You’ll win more hearts with sugar cane syrup than vinegar.

Wait - What is a “vegan tattoo”? Is it like a carrot or something? On his calf? Do tell.

I told my roommates that I was going to try to be vegan because I hoped it would help hold me to it, but now I’m just veggie :(.

Because 2 is too few, and because 3 is odd and unlucky, you should always follow the rule of 4. 4 is a nice tidy symetrical approach to drunkenness.

It is my hope that I will have a similar attitude towards my marriages.

Fifty four here, have a lot of sex, always did in my 20s and early 30s, as well. Got married, had a kid and PPD, didn’t have sex for 15 years. New partner, long distance sex occasionally, and it was fine. Now? I’m uncomfortable with my older body but have a partner who loves me and thinks I’m beautiful, unlike…

coutner-counterpoint: with better sex partners, sex is better.

That is a horrible way to live. Love yourself and your body. It’s the only one you’ve got and it’s the only life you have to live. Enjoy it. Sex will be good and you’ll forget about those feelings about yourself with the right person.

Don’t know, but if your body odor is so strong and offensive that it’s a running gag among friends and family, and you still want for someone to possibly put their mouth on said body, you might wanna reconsider.

Straight women may be realizing the sex is not worth it, that the men they’re dealing with are not worth the aggravation, etc.

I’m an Old, and have really really really enjoyed sex. It ranged from lightweight fun to amazing deep intimacy, but I’m here today to say that even meh or bad sex was always great exercise! Now if only I could find a workout pardner who’d overlook the wrinkles and saggy boobs and didn’t drive me crazy out of bed.. I’d…

Millenial here. In a relationship now but before relationship HAD SEX WITH ERRYBODY, MY POKEDEX IS FULL I CAUGHT ‘EM ALL.

Well, it’s like they said back in the hippie era, “If you can’t be with the one you love honey, love the one you’re with.”

No wonder quality of shower heads were dramatically improved

I haven’t had sex since the ‘00s and don’t really mind*. Now I can claim my celibacy keeps me young!

Nah dude that was the Femstitution from when Hillary was First Lady.

So good.

Necessary:

Uncanny! I too seek $15 million in damages from Miss Teen Florida 2017 - for the pain and suffering I’ve experienced as a result of reading about Miss Teen Florida 2017!