Speeding should indeed not be a felony, however reckless endangerment, criminal negligence and aggravated assholery all should be.

I loved Wings.

Slow in the left. There was a sting a few weekends ago where cops pulled over slow left laners. It was satisfying.

I get that, I hear the myth of the “Seattle Freeze” all the time, but usually folks I meet from here are great! They keep inviting me to stuff. haha! but yeah i wonder if it is just bc the cities (Portland and Seattle, more so Seattle) grew a lot very quickly and it’s a city full of socially awkward younguns who don’t…

Here’s a story from when I was 21 - not a teenager, but still less inclined to cause a fuss in public:

I feel like it’s just people in the big cities who are so cold and unfriendly. We moved to a distant suburb of Seattle/Tacoma and the people are so much friendlier. (And they all seem to smoke cigarettes but I digress.)

I didn’t but now I do. Thanks Jezebel! *stomps off in huff*

No one should know who Jonathan Cheban is.

All I can think of when I see concert videos

Please never be that person that microwaves fish in the office.

Gynechronological.

The structure was simply him at the top.

The men can have the desert places — Texas, Arizona, Saudi Arabia... the rest is for women. SO. IT. IS. DONE.

I recall a priest molestation case where the priest told the young boy he was abusing that performing oral sex was a “special” way to receive communion. So there’s that.

I find it even sadder that I was mixing this guy up with the OTHER gray bearded rapist guy in Pennsylvania with all the young girls he forced to live with him and sleep with him. Like I can't even keep them straight???

Yes, a sicko preying on young girls via fundamentalist religion. It’s very common.

why did you have to ruin it for me???? facepalm

He wasn’t a real person, so of course.

Build a giant wall.

So what are we gonna do about men? Particularly the rapey religious ones. What are we gonna do about this? Because I’m done.