FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

I don’t (want to) know what they smell like but this is what they look like.

What do adult babies smell like?
Depends.

If you need any recommendations for things in Northern AZ feel free to ask. There’s so much more then the Grand Canyon. Also remember that AZ is a beautiful state and its only awful people that make it suck and 85% of that population live in Maricopa county.

I think I just got way too real there, apologies.

As I watched Obama on Jimmy Fallon, I reflected on what a pleasure it is to think about all the racists whose panties are all in a twist because Obama has been such a successful president.

Depends. 1) Are you willing to trade lunch items and 2) Do you have cooties?

I do not know. I’m a white woman, but for months I’ve seen this from Sanders supporters. “Hillary is just for white women!” Oh I guess the POC who are winning her the nomination did not get the memo. I literally saw people explaining away Clinton’s landslide wins in the south by saying POC in the south are so poor…

Counter-Counter Point: I’ve been ruminating on the idea of voter apathy leading the way to the privileged taking over in a bigger way, nature hates a vacuum.

Oh, I know this one! My parents! Here’s the logic: I don’t like Hillary, but Trump seems like a lunatic. Therefore, Bernie. Bernie’s out? Well, I still don’t QUITE know what I don’t like about Hillary, she just seems...bad. Therefore, Trump.

Except women of color support Hillary. Why is everyone forgetting that? Why is everyone forgetting that we not all live in Brooklyn and the blacks and Chicanos from the south are overwhelmingly for Hillary? Why am I shouting into a void????

They really don’t. I would pick apart Anna’s paragraph on the things wrong, or “queasy”, about Clinton and how each and every one of them apply to Obama as well, but it really shouldn’t be necessary simply because of the fact that some people don’t (or refuse to) understand that we have a chance for a liberal SCOTUS…

Exactly. I’m a Sanders supporter but god damn it if I’m gonna let Drumpf in the White House door. I’ll take a million Hillaries over one cheeto-dusted baby hand.

Star a million times ! We are saying we are STILL voting for her. Just like some women reluctantly voted for Obama the last time when Hilary lost...

If you enjoyed voting for Obama and have even remotely approved of his administration, then you should feel the same way about voting for Clinton.

it’s really annoying seeing white women on twitter chastise this hashtag, considering ww vote democrat nationally at a rate of 52% compared to bw’s 95%. like bw might complain about her through this hashtag, but they’re the ones that are *actually* going to show up.

#GirlIGuessImWithHer Protip: Just imagine that a large number of those awful “Hillbots” (and BernieBros, while we are at it) on the internet are actually AltRight trolls* purposefully trying to divide the left, either because they are Trump supporters or because they are just intolerable assholes. Voting for Hillary…

You know I’ve managed to completely block him out and then someone mentions him or I think “who was Gore’s running mate?” and it’s like somebody jabbed me with a pin. I don’t miss that droopy dog.

Normally the nomination of a woman for a national party ticket would get a full throated YAZ KWEEEN! from me, but the woman being Hillary, I shall merely golf clap and whisper a polite Yes Queen.